[Dynagroove] The real deal, this guy is an idiot...

[Brett Ballou]

First of all, whoever you are you are an absolute idiot...you are talking
94...does that make you O.G....No it does not...Thats a newby to me...
you talk about jujubeats and say we are whack....That makes me so angry I
would love just to meet you sometime...I hope I never do...
I guarantee I love house music longer and alot more than you might
think.....YOu dont have a clue what is really going on...
Our talent is not solid at Swank or Jujubeats....
what is Doc martin, dj sneak, Joshua/Iz, gene farris, heather, mark farina,
derrick carter, kenny hawkes, evil eddie richards, Swirl People, Diz,
?????Are they not real house??? you piece of shit...
Orange county is the shit...Sometimes they might dress nicer than you punk
ass...Just cuz you have no style doesnt mean you need to dis!! There is
probably hotter chicks in O.C, which sounds like you have a problem with
that too.....Thats too bad....
You my friend dont KNOW SHIT!!!!..... Me/b3 have done more for the house
scene than anyone I know in the last 7 years.....The only reason the house
parties are so packed these days are because we put our neck on the line and
promoted what we loved HOUSE...AND since 30,000 heads are showing up for a
giant house party, you think that is bad...You are crazy...Those are the
heads that are now stoked on good music instead of the crap they probably
listened to before they came to one of our shows...
You are the type of person that kills the scene instead of helping it...by
the way, what have you done for the scene...Please elaborate??
I hope you die a slow death because you are a very mean and horrible
person....I just wish you would have the balls to come to swank any
wednesday and ask for Brett...I'd love to have a talk with you....or feel
free to drop me a line and I'll come and meet you...Let's talk.....
anyways, it's too bad there are people in our scene like you....You are the
scum of the earth and it's too bad you dont see this....
late
Brett
oh yeah, AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH COCOE FOR SETTING THIS GUY STRAIGHT....HE
DOESN'T KNOW SHIT...


From: "the freaknik" <freaknik002 at yahoo.com>
To: <dynagroove at reelhouse.net>
Sent: Monday, July 15, 2002 12:37 AM
Subject: [Dynagroove] THE REAL REVIEW


> I dont know how may of you are familiar w/orange
> county...those of you who arnt take a listen....
> ok picture this...
> say you have been hitten the scene scince @ least 94
> and all the people you grew up w/ (who thought they
> had somethin on ya) had no clue about the little
> getaway you had finnaly found... A home away from home
> where you could look to your left and see that someone
> else understood the "house step" ya know forward
> forward back clap... as well as the feeling it
> evoked... ahhh the old days. Ya know back when 20 min.
> of disco glory was the house anthem, groovin smilen...
> takin all kinds of medicine to escape the everyday
> pressures of just being you. You that soulfull little
> funky bad ass you came to be... Only you and a few
> others on long weekends understood that. And why did
> they understand you? Cause if they gave you any sweat
> you would juss drop a spin move ta kick, and everyone
> knew who was in check... yeh thats what im talkin bout
> that feeling... the feeling when you know nothing
> could  touch you, cause you was funky...you had
> soul...
> so when you walked yo step you had pep... and brothers
> and sistas came correct. And then back to school,
> where these fake ass kids followin in the footsteps of
> some bad highschool movie chose ta get caught up in
> stereo types.
> What it was to be cool.. what a f@#&*n illusiion. Well
> we all know what happend to these kids. They went on
> to work in the fashion industry... and not the fashion
> a dope as designer could appreciate...the kind that
> spelled out the words... split,etnies,stussy,etc...
> then these kids walked around this town like they was
> kings... And of what I always wondered... because they
> worked for some weak ass company, went to trade shows,
> and felt that was in... Oh man, the ho's too on these
> peoples jocks. I can just hear them, "he works for
> rusty he can get us cool shit"lol. " we can get in
> free to the trade show.."heh...Im sorry if I have
> offended any of you who fell for this... thats almost
> as bad as Im w/ the dj. You feelin me on that? Man
> just imagine looking to your left on sat, to see this
> beautiful awkward kidd juss flowin...And then come
> home to see this... Orange County...
> Are you kidding? its this that created djs... Some
> kidd juss hangin at home collecting records cause the
> town he lived in was such a piece of stereotypical
> bulls#@*t.
> Then out of the corner of your eye this massive
> appears, JuJU beats... the bee has a light stick for
> god sakes. This crap which coulnt even match up to a
> tight 300 person vibe begins to flourish... promoters
> acting like they make records walkin around w/ egos
> the size of texas, preaching togeatherness in
> unarticulant fashions on flyers... Remember that shit
> folding pages of crap,,, juss to make you feel like
> you were part of something beautiful... Dont kid
> yourself your a dollar sign... So younger brothers and
> sisters of older clubbers began to march out to these
> events and sell their souls to the lightstick gods...
> The best part...
> JuJu beats tries to fool the real house head, A club
> swank (known as swack to any real house head I know.)
> by pulling down real talent (occasionally) depending
> on your opinions.
> Well guess what happens...this town jumps on house
> music like its the latest prada. And guess whos there
> bobbin their fake ass heads trien to learn the "house
> step" thats right our friends at the high school
> clothing designers... bouncin around like they know
> whats up... bouncin around like they were in la back
> in the day. looken at you again like they knew
> first...
> In their vIp rooms. Any real house head knows vip is
> dancin space. Oh yeh the best part... they spend money
> to listen to the type of people they alianated play
> records... YOU MIGHT WANT TO STOP BY JUSS TO WATCH EM
> FAKE THE FUNK.....
> THE FREAKNIK...........................>>>>>>>>>>
> ILL SEE ALL YOU REAL MUTHAS AT THE LOWDOWN
> MY OPINION" THE UNDERGROUND IS ABOUT NOT BEIN EXPOSED
> SO YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR NAKED ASS AND