[Dynagroove] A Haiku to Diz: Feeling Longwinded

[~Sara]

Ode to The DJ
By Sara Marianna Schmidt

White labels dropped;
I danced all night
I'd like to main line you.

Your ass, perfect;
It screams!  "That quarter...
Bounce it off of me."

You mix;
It sounds sent from anotherland by seraphs
That have handsculpted your ass.

My vote IS you:
You are Americas favorite DJ
Denise thinks you're cute


WHO CAN'T WAIT FOR DYNAGROOVE????????

Saturday, December 13th, 2003  <----Boys, bring your mistletoe and Ladies,
wear a slutty Mrs. Claus outfit/"negligee"

Come early and get terrific new Diz CD!!


DIZ  (Gonna be rocking white labels so white you will be certain they used
Crest White Strips and not that brush on teeth whitener)

LITTLE CHRIS  (His name might say little but he is a giant ball of skillz
and if you don't know you betta WAX somebody, ha.  ha.  ha.) <--I'm too
fukcing funny.

CADE  (He likes to slam on the brakes if you're drinking a Mango Madness
and give you Mango Madness lung)


We want the funk, gotta have that funk...

Zero (Tammy Faye Baker is to mascara as Fabian is to Flyers)
Louis (Is blessed with an eye for hype kicks)
Irik (Likes to call me Slappy McSlapperton)

18+
Bring ID
323-878-2386
323-876-5549

Sara Fun Fact:  When Cade announced the next Dynagroove I was so excited,
I did a cheerleading kick (I had watched 'Bring It On' the prior weekend
and, as always, was inspired by the Compton Clovers) and my shoe broke my
lamp thats shaped like a mouth.  Serves me right.

Tap, tap.  (Is this thing on?)  I would like to make an announcement.  I
think everyone should click on this link:

http://www.djmixed.com/djmixed/contests/surveys.cfm?survey_ID=8

And vote DIZ 'America's Favorite DJ'!  I know he is mine.  I love Diz. 
Too bad his ass isn't listed.  I say we go forward with "Americas Favorite
DJ Ass".

Also, I did a little persusing of the rest of the site and I found a
review of one of our very own.  Do you know who I am talking about?  I'll
give you one word as a clue...  GOOD.  Come on, I'm throwing it down, now
you pick it up.  Work with me now.  Second clue, hometown rhymes with
Jopanga Manyon.  Either you're getting warmer cuz it's getting hot in
here, so take off all your clothes or it's getting hot in here b/c you
went to Tiger Heat last night.  One or the other.  Ok, you give up?  It's
RITHMA-LICIOUS!!

http://www.djmixed.com/djmixed/contests/surveys.cfm?survey_ID=8

Read the better than good review of Rithma's even better than good muzak.


Jump! Shake your booty,

Longwinded LaRue  <---I'm putting the 'duct' in UNPRODUCTIVE this morning


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