[Dynagroove] Yo Party People

[~Sara]

Needless to say, it was quite the Disco*Night at the WAX party this past
Saturday.

I woke up Saturday morning and immediately you could cut my excitedness
with a knife.  I did some shopping to waste some time so I wouldn’t call
anyone whose number I happen to have memorized and be like, <voice of the
retarded crank yanker> “I’m so excited!!!!”  </voice of the retarded crank
yanker> You would have thought I was even younger than my 17 yrs of age
*cough* and that I was gearing up for a Boy Band concert or something.  I
was stiggity stoked.  Then 10 o'clock rolls around.  You just finished
wiping your car down.  (Sorry, occasionally I bust into some Fresh Prince
for that ass.  Which ass you say?  THAT ASS. *points*)  We were one of the
first people there.  We arrived at 10pm on the dot, even after killing
time in the car.  It was so early that you felt the need to like explain
why you were there so early.  “We just got ready and left.  You know I’ve
been waiting for Dimitri for a hot minute now.”

On the way to the Larchmont I was like, “I wish being mental would qualify
me to be in the Make A Wish Foundation b/c I would make my wish to be for
Dimitri to play all of our tracks off of A Night At the Playboy Mansion”. 
(Well, actually I said I wish I knew some kid with an ailment so I could
sign him up for the Make A Wish Foundation and then I would steal his wish
but I know you guys would think I was some macabre evil bitch, or a
macabre-er and evil-er bitch).  Well, Senor Make A Wish, my dream did some
true-ish!!!!!!!  He played my favorite fucking track off of that cd, which
defined a certain period of my life.  It was a Moment, most definately.  I
had been upstairs smoking the ganj and just as the moment I decided
descend the stairs I stop in my tracks as  I hear the beginnings of MY
cut.  “Ah-ooh.  Ah ooh ooh, ooh.  You are you are you are, and youuu...” 
It was like a scene out of Gone With The Wind or some shit (or maybe it
was just me who was gone with the wind, I don’t know).  The night was
quality.  He played everything from my track (‘Wonderful Person’ by Black
Masses) to some SING IT FUCKING BACK (come to my sweet melody), a dope
Crazy In Love (Beyonce and Jay-Z) mix, to the pre-requisite MJ for that
ass.  (It’s the same aforementioned ass I am referring to).  Like I said, 
I arrived at 10pm and left at almost 4 I think.  That is almost the amount
of time I spend a day at work.  I had such a GAY OLD TIME, it didn’t seem
too hot to me*, and the vibe was GRRRRRREAT.  Thank you to Chris for being
such a gracious host.  I am glad I rested up for Dimitri, I didn’t go out
all of last week, b/c he was well worth it.

Also, I just wanted to let you guys know that I will be writing a column
for mysleeve.com, starting with the upcoming issue #3.  Check out the site
it is well thought out and well put together.


Where Did You Come From Baby?
And Ooh Won’t You Take Me There?

~Sara




*Don’t go to a house party if you don’t want to sweat, Pansy.

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I'd rather burn in hell for what I am
Than go to heaven for what I'm not
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