[Dynagroove] I shot JR

[~Sara]

Last night was some good ass times!!  Thomas Sahs is the fucking man!! 
What I like about Thomas is he doesn't care what time he is playing, he
funks the same sheezy at 11:00 as someone would at like 3:00am, he is
something else.  That Merrick Brown was a wholesome boy with the Texas
Toast as well!  And when I say Texas Toast I am referring to possessing
unlimited talent and a record collection to die for, it's starting to make
me feel a little va clempt.  Tawlk amongsts yaselves, I'll give you a
topic to tawlk about...  Knots Landing, which is neither a Knot nor a
Landing, discuss.  *Intermission, go get yaself a bagel*

Ok, better.

 Louis and Irik were working it out on the patio as well.  I find I pay
more concious attention on a Mixxing Pieces night, I feel there is more
we all need to learn.

But I would like to tell you a story on the quick.  In honor of my homie,
Thomas Sahs, I decided last night was going to be a double fisting (of
drinks) kind of night, that is how he and I do.  Sometimes we give each 
other drinking tips, "Request 2 straws with each of the drinks that you
order,"  I suggested, "The second straw gives you more of a competitive
edge in this game that we call boozing it up."  When I am double fisting
some G&Ts, I'm happy as shit.  Like when I was younger, for Christmas and
Hannukah one year, alllll I fucking wanted was Teddy Ruxpin.  B/c of a
miscommunication betwixt my "mother" and gramma, Christmas morning not
only did I get a Teddy Ruxpin, I GOT TWO!!!  Can you imagine how a kid
would feel in this situation?  Everytime I get not just one drink, but
two, I get that warm fuzzy feeling like I had when I got 2 Teddy Ruxpins. 
Last night, I had JUST got another double round of some G&Ts, I set one
down on this ledge to squeeze the lime in the other and this fucking waste
of flesh with a unibrow talking to this fat ugly bitch, not only knocked
my drink over, but knocked over the drink on me.  "Dude, you just knocked
over my full drink."  And do you want to know what this piece of filth
said to Denise (me)?  "Well, you shouldn't have put it close to my elbow."
 I truly couldn't believe my ears.  For those who know me, can you just
imagine?  But homeboy was lucky I was just happy and mellow, b/c I really
don't know what would have happened if I had been on a hot one.  But
homie, whoever the fuck you are, you're lucky I have no idea really what
you looked like b/c I now have a vendetta.  You and that piece of white
trash should be skeered and you, you're going to hell.  But being the
mature one, I just walked away, I I I, I walk away, I walk awayy. I'm
sorry, I just had to share that.

In conclusion, good times, good times.

~Sara

p.s.  Cade, I forgot to get the CD from Thomas but he'll send it.




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"The only reason I breathe is because
Stevie Wonder one day decided to make
some music."  ~Sara Marianna Schmidt
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