[Dynagroove] you gotta quit that love shitttttttt.

[Aaron]

I wish that I had been able to stay at FutureHouse to hear Heather play, but I
too was hunted down and thrown out by security.  They must have had a thing
for people in Stevie Wonder t-shirts.  From what I hear though, Heather was
off the shizzle until the morning light.  There is always next time.

I had a great time for the time that I was there, though.  There were so many
great dancers!  And so many people just FEELIN IT.  Tambourine taps to L and L
for a job well done!  I had my moment in the smaller upstairs room when I
heard my current repeat one, "love shit."  That 'shit' made me jump up like a
rabid baboon.  I swear my feet were like 4 feet off the ground.  Lance knows
whats up.  That's it.

The only thing I didnt like were the security tools.  Getting thrown out
aside, my friend had left his card at the bar and went back a couple hours
after realizing it to close out his tab.  He really had to pee and let the
security at the door know that he had to close his tab and that he had to pee.
He asked if they could escort him to the bar and to the bathroom.  They told
him that he couldnt go in and that someone from the bar was coming down with
the receipt to sign.  One of them was like, "there is a porto potty down the
street that you can use."  So he goes to use the portolet and halfway there,
they scream at him to come back and say, "you cant leave.  if the guy from the
bar comes you have to be here."  Confused, he walks back and keeps waiting.
Meanwhile they are taunting and laughing at him saying, "I bet you wish I
would let you in to pee, right?  You wish I would give you the power to do
that.  I have THE POWER to keep you here and not let you pee. How bad do you
have to pee?"  THAT IS CRAZINESS!   The shotputteresque she-man at the door
even had the nerve to loudly announce that she had to "go to the bathroom" and
call another guard into her place.  My friend said he wanted to take it out
and pee there on the sidewalk, but he knew that they would have had him
arrested.  And the shotputter would have been jealous.

Now I'm not hating on security in general.  It's just that these were the same
guys and shemen preaching to us about how they were protecting us.  Protecting
us?  Where were these people when that girl was throwing up her guts all over
the outside lounge and her date left her there in the booth with her head
between her knees?   Noone was protecting the people around her from the
splatter of fresh chunks.

Maybe I'm still bitter from not getting to hear Heather, but not till now did
I appreciate the T-shirt that Derrick Carter had on last week.  It was black
with white lettering that said "in-security."

So in conclusion, Futurehouse was dope.  I wish we hadn't gotten thrown out of
the Grand Ave Club for s****** ****, but I hear it is some sort of right of
passage.

take care,

A-ron


p.s.  Rithma or JT this wednesday?  I say do both!