[Dynagroove] They were only trying to protect us.

[~Sara]

Only trying to protect us, huh?  What like a condom?  A profylactic, if
you will.  So the rent a cops are calling themselves condoms?  Like the
ones you find all dirty on Sta Monica.  Eww why did I go there?

I agree, Grand Ave. is out of control on the security tip.  And those
cocksuckers just LOOOOVE doing what they do.  One security was trying to
LECTURE ME and GIVE ME ADVICE.  Now, I know my thoughts can be a little
out there and I rarely fare well without some kind of adult supervision
for that long, but the LAST FUCKING PERSON I am going to be taking
'fatherly advice' from is a rent a cop pushing 40 and still working at the
Not-So-Grand Avenue at 3:00am on a Sunday, TRUST.  Too bad my homie, the
security guard who looks like Busta Rhymes wasn't there, I love him.  I
actually love any security guard who when I ask to do something against
the rules and they respond with, "It's your world."  You're goddamn right.
 Now why dont you tell ebverybody what thew fuck you gotta say.

Fuck the po-lice coming straight from the underground,

Sara  <---sometimes breaks out into NWA lyrics just for shits and giggles


This fool . t.love .. has been talking mad shit, look:
> i used to like the grand ave/shark ... years years ago ... one of my
> favorite garth sets was there
>
> then the narks/rent a cops took over ... and enough of my friends getting
> harrassed kicked out for various reasons .. then to top it off a witness
> to perversion .. security having girls show titties for entrance... i got
> molested by a lesbian on entry ... not worth it .. too bad cuz it's used
> to be a decent venue :)
>
> t
>
> see ya on the sacred mountain :)
>
>  >From: "patrick waechter" <patrickstevenwaechter at hotmail.com> >To:
> dynagroove at dynagroove.com >Subject: [Dynagroove] They were only trying to
> protect us. >Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 14:30:37 -0700 > >Regarding
> Futurehouse. > >What I have noticed about things in the world is that in
> proportion >to how great and... to use a phrase of the day, breathtaking,
> things >truly can be, they can also be terrible to that designated Nth
>>degree as well if one is not careful. > >I looked forward to this event
> for at least a couple of months, >perhaps more. Upon arriving, as the
> lights and sound faded to full >attention, so too did the dancing shoes
> of everyone around me. Magic >seemed to be at play. I jumped up in the
> air Michael Jordan on the >dancefloor style more than a couple of times,
> unsure of how long I >was up there until my feet touched the ground. That
> Diz pumps it. >And Heather... well, while I was lookin g forward to
> hearing Heather >more than anyone, I can only say-- "I bet she was
> great!" as... > >The most notable events of the evening, are
> unfortunately >unfortunate, as I am sure I could be reporting something
> completely >opposite if I had completely avoided any contact with all
> parties >wearing child molestor mustaches and/or "fistin friscan"
> t-shirts. >Alas, like Roaches, these people survive and thrive and were
>>everywhere-- I guess you could call them security, but in my >opinion,
> designating such a respectful title is all too humbling. > >What I did
> see were my friends ridiculed, their words turned around >by bigots and
> thrown in their faces. I did see my friends get kicked >out for an
> asanine reasoning explained in truly repetitive fashion. >The word of
> thumb in answering "why" is... If its the same answer as >the question
> "what," generally whatever the "what" is is unfounded >and/or related to
> someone carrying out his /shis (in the case of the >friscan) powertrip.
> The security cited that they were only trying to >protect them, and
> kicked them out. Oh-- so you don't want us to wait >here for the
> so-called debilitating effects to wear off-- you'd >rather protect me and
> put me on the freeway home? Of course! > >As my friend has mentioned, I
> was the entertainment of the so-called >security. So desperately needing
> to relieve myself while at the same >time trying to recover my forgotten
> tab (a result of the rush of >being thrown out). They kept encouraging me
> to run back and forth >across the street to some portajohn they kept
> referencing. And kept >wielding power over me, saying that if I wasn't
> there when the guy >came down with my tab, they'd keep my credit card and
> wouldn't give >me another chance to get it. I begged them to let me pee
> upstairs, >and even told them they could watch me do it. They cited that
> they >were only trying to protect me, a s my bladder swelled to the point
>>that I couldn't move my leg without feeling the verge of an >explosion
> within myself. > >While my bladder inched towards some sort of poisonous
> condition, I >saw security escort a girl and her boyfriend, two of them
> on each >one of them. She couldn't have been more than 115-120 pounds, so
>>thank the LORD two of their firm molestor-strength grips could hold >her
> back as she flailed about screaming every obscenity that isn't >in the
> book. What's more is that she was being kicked out for >smoking one
> doobie. I heard a security guard utter to her with some >sort of
> confidence that must have been endowed within him by his
>>all-too-celebrated supervisor, "We're only trying to protect you
>>ma'am." > >A good half hour or more later, I got my tab back. The bitch
> decided >to charge me $20 for a water and one rank mixed drink I treated
> my >friend to that should have been $12. Before I had a chance to
>>depart, I had one last run-in with the security who felt the need to
>>note to all witnessing parties that I did not leave a tip and that I >am
> a cheap skate. So that no one is left out, I leave you with the
>>confident headsup declaration that I did not leave a tip to the >Grand
> Avenue wench. I would have drank the minimum -and- closed out >my tab if
> I wasn't rushed out for a ridiculous reason. So the reason >I did not
> leave a tip? Its unreasonable, sure, but its full circle >in the end.
> Money leads to temptation and temptation leads to >danger. I was only
> trying to protect her. > >Thank you to the Grand Avenue security for
> protecting me from >doobies and urination. > >P+sw >
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