[Dynagroove] boys just want to have hooters.

[Aaron]

I had been anticipating going to the new Hooters in Hollywood for a while now.
I have just returned from there and have something to report........

There is a man (or formerly a man) in tight orange shorts and nude colored
pantyhose working at the Hooters on Hollywood Blvd.  Don't be fooled by the
silicone!

Everybody knows about the Hooters E3 policy....  Every girl on the floor is
supposed to come to your table and greet you in some way.  We sat there,
enjoyed our wings and quesadilla, and were greated by all of the girls up
close  and semi-personal except for one.  One of the "girls" went to every
table but ours.  This sealed her fate and sold her secret.  Trust, any fag
worth his weight in sequence can spot a queen at a hundred paces......without
fail.  AND I'M TELLING EVERYONE!!!!


I am also telling YOU, yes YOU, to go to Girls Just Want To Have Funk on
Saturday.  Parties with FUN names have a predetermined fate.  I have some
boogie left in me that is just aching to get out.  And part of recovery is
getting right back in the saddle.


be very suspicious if the Hooters "girl" follows you into the bathroom,

A-ron
(the wings were not that good)



p.s.  we contemplated dressing in drag to get back into Futurehouse on
saturday (so the security wouldnt recognize us), but the idea didnt fly.   :]