[Dynagroove] A Fun Filled Weekend!

[aaron at tohzt.com]

I or my hot girl cousin from Houston that's coming on Friday will drive
you home from FreeThinking if you're drunk.  We might charge you, but 20
dollars is less expensive than a DUI.

I'm taking a taxi to Dynagroove if you know what I mean.

<3

A (doesn't drink and drive)

ps.  Louis's set was friggin great on Friday.  He even played some electro
funked(does scissor hand motion) Scissor Sisters.  And damn, that John
Tejada...  I've missed him the past couple times he's played, but on
Friday we got a FREEE! mega dose of T-E-C-H.  I feel digital.

> Lets all be mindless dolts and let me do your planning for you.  Here is
> what you should do this weekend!
>
> Friday when you get off of work.  Rush home eat a ramen noodle and drink
> your soy milk with it.  You climb into bed and watch the simpsons re-run
> and fall asleep.  Wake up at 10:50 and say "Oh shit!  I slept to long" hop
> in and out of the shower and dress quickly.  Answer your phone and explain
> to the hottie on the other line that your running late because you got off
> work late (thats a lie but it will work).  Proceed to drive to the
> hottie's house at around 70 MPH.  Pic up the hottie and proceed to 613
> Grand Ave in downtown LA at 70 mph. Arrive at Casey's Bar and grill at
> 11:54:56 PM just in time to still get in for free.
>
> Louis FS will be dropping the bomb diggity stuff.  You listen to the last
> of his set and go to yourself "why doesn't he play out more his is pretty
> good." Explain to the hottie that Louis is on of the promoters for the
> party.  you then walk up and say whats up while he is playing just to look
> good infront of the hottie (*note your hottie could be male or female)
> (*note note 'You" can be male or female).
>
> Justin martin comes on next.  You lean over to your hottie and say "this
> guy is really good he is a producer from San Fran."  You then proceed to
> drink lots and groove to Justin martin.  you get a little hot and head to
> the patio where muse is banging so loud you can here it 5 blocks away..
> You look up at the sky scrapers souround you and you tell your hottie "I
> love this club because it is one of the few parties that actually make me
> feel like I am in a city."  You and your hottie then go back inside and
> dance-flirt till 2 AM!!!  Your a little sloshed and so is your hottie. You
> smoothly say "I better stay at your place tonight since it is closer."
>
> You head back tothe hottie's place and proceed to have crazy monkey sex
> till 6 AM and you fall asleep....
>
> YOu wake up at 11 AM and look over and suddenly realise the hottie is not
> as much of a hottie as you thought in the bright day light.  You tiptoe
> out but not without stealing a bottle of water from the hotties fridge
> first.  You head home feeling a little woosey but you see an in&out burger
> and know this will cure you.  a number one animal style and your off back
> to home.  You arrive home and change into your PJs, brush you teeth, and
> thank god for Tivo because you can now watch more simpsons when you get in
> bed.  You fall asleep to mr plow.  Only to wake up and see that you have 4
> voicemails on your phone
>
> 1)  1:20 PM:  Hey it's me!  I woke up and you were gone was I that passed
> out?
>
> 2)  2:30 PM: hey I think I may have left something in your car can you
> call me asap
>
> 3)  3:00 PM: hey I am getting worried please call me and let me know if
> your OK
>
> 4)  3:45 PM: *sob* I really wish you would call me did I do something
> wrong?
>
> As you are deleting the emails your call waiting goes off this time a
> private number.  You eye the phone evily and think "this is a trick" so
> you hit the ignore button on your cell.
>
> Into the shower.  Man it is 4:45 PM you still feel a little cracked out.
> But the shower is good.  You decide to sit down in it and make a sound
> that sounds like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" you shave
> all the vital areas and hop out.  Whoa 5:30!  a 45 min shower!!!!  did you
> fall asleep?  30 more minutes till simpson re-runs..  you phone has two
> voicemails.
>
> 1)  4:40 PM:  I really think you should have the decency to call me!
>
> 2)  5:13 PM:  Yo so what happened with that hottie last night?  Did you
> get some bootay?  Are you goin g to dynagroove tonight!?  I heard it is at
> a dope sound stage and diz is playing 4 hours!!!  It's only $10 before 11!
> Call me let me know what is up.
>
> after the second message the pretty femal voicemail says if you would like
> to return this call press 5 now.  you hit 5.
>
> "yo"
> "yo"
> "whats up?"
> "nothing what up with you"
> "nothing"
> "cool"
> "cool"
> "yeah so what are you doing tonight?"
> "DYNAGROOVE"
> "dope me too"
> "me too!"
> "alright"
> "werd"
> "what time are you going"
> "before 11 so I can get in for $10"
> "oh yeah i'll do that too"
> "cool see you there"
> "yeah see you there"
>
> you hang up wondering which one of your friends that was.  No matter.
> Simpsons re-runs are on. You lay down and fall asleep to the "worst
> episode ever."
>
> wake up.  whoa!!! 8:00 PM...  You need to get ready!!!  2 messages on the
> phone..  You check the missed calls both of them "private numbers"  You
> eye your phone suspiciously...  you decide it can wait.
>
> Time for another shower...  this one is quick 10 minutes.  food?  hmmn
> what do you want?  thai!  you pick up the phone and order a pick up.  Hop
> in your car and head over...  dialing your voicemail number on the way.
>
> 1)  6:58 PM:  I am really worried you disapeared this am and now your
> nowhere to be found.  Di you take one of my roomates water because his is
> pissed.  you need to ca... (delete)
>
> 2)  7:34 PM:  Hey cutie just want to see what your doing tonight I have
> not seen you since last week.  I miss you.
>
> Again the nice voice says to hit 5 to call this person back.  you hit 5.
>
> "hey sexy"
> "hey hey hey!"
> "what are you doing"
> "driving to get thai"
> "nice! So do I get to see you tonight"
> "that depends.."
> "on?"
> "If you go to dynagroove you will get to see me."
> "OH yeah dynagroove tonight!  Hell yeah!"
> "yeah should be good.  I am going early to get in for $10!"
> "Oh nice.  I want to go!"
> "I am sure you can!"
> "I am going to get a ride.  can I go home with you afterwords?  And you
> give me
> a ride home sunday?"
> "All the way to orange county!?"
> "I'll make it worth your while, I promis!"
> "ohhhh uhhh hell yeah!!!"
> "see you tonight?"
> "OK see you tonight. Kisses"
> "smooch"
>
> You then call the hottie from last night"
>
> "thank god you called I was so worried"
> "I am fine.  I just went home and fell asleep.  I was feeling like shit"
> "oh I am sorry. I have never woken up and found someone missing before. It
> ws freaky"
> "Oh I am sorry I wasfeeling bad"
> "Oh ok"
> "yeah sorry"
> "ummn so what are you going to dotonight?"
> "ummmn... uhhhh... I am going to balance."
> "oh yeah? can I go with you?"
> "I'm sorry I got a full car. but you can meet me there?"
> "Oh OK"
> "yeah I may show up a little late so if you don't see me at first i
> will swing by later."
> "Oh thats fine. I'll go later too."
> "Ok see you tonight"
> "yeah ok....... hey!"
> "yeah"
> "I had a nice time with you lastnight.  Thanks for taking me to that cool
> free place!"
> "yeah free thinkin is cool. I will see you tonight"
> "yeah.  bye can't wait to see you"
> "see you"
>
> you get your food and head home.  Scarf it down.  9:30 pm.  You check your
> email and sure enough cade has done it again.  there are directions to the
> venue for dynagroove with the timeslots of the talent.  Oh cool! the
> dynagroove list rocks!  You forward it to a bunch of your friends that you
> know are not on the list with a notation of "HURRY UP I AM LEAVEING NOW!"
> added to it.
>
> 9:50 you hop in you car and drive to the sound stage!  Park abd walk up to
> the venue.  Zoki is at the door smiling "$10 please."  Pay it and walk
> through the patio and into the soundstage..  Who that sounds good!  You go
> get a drink and head back into the sound stage.  Whoa it still sounds
> good.  So clean and the BPM is right.  SO you start to do a little shuffle
> with your drink in your hand..  the drink dwindles down and you become
> more mobile on the dance floor. You keep dancing and you suddenly you look
> up and see that the venue is filling up nicely!  You boogie to Jamie,
> Cade, and diz.....  the night progresses on. it all becomes a blur.....
> Once again Dynagroove has taken you to that sweet place that you love so
> much....  5 AM you head to your car with company.  They will get there
> ride to Orange county after you go to sleep.
>
> you then proceed to have crazy cracked out monkey sex.
>
> you and your partner wake up at around 2: pm.  There are 6 voicemails on
> your phone.  and 1 text message!  you read the text message it says:
>
>> GOOD DAY LA
>> Sunday July 31, 2005
>
>> TWO Areas of Music
>> Full Bar  + refreshments
>> FREE Parking:  32 on-site parking spaces; 250 Spaces in public  garage
>> across
>> from Museum and Ample Street parking.
>
>> Age: 21+
>> Door:  2:00 to 10:00PM
>
>> $15.00 pre-sale @ Wantickets.com
>> $20.00 @ the door.
>
>> Pasadena Museum Of Contemporary Art
>> 490 E. Union Street
>> Pasadena, CA  91101-1790
>
> thank god you bought two presale tickets already!  Back to the shower. As
> you a washing your hair suddenly you feel something pinch your ass! ooop!
> you forget you had left someone in your bed-
>
> crazy cracked out monkey shower sex...
>
> 45 minutes later you dry eachother off. hit tommy burgers and arrive in
> style to "good day LA."  Your sore legs continue to dance as the music
> progresses. the sun starts togo down and lance desardi has you moving like
> a snake with siphalis.  oh so good.  after lance you head in to hear Cade
> again..  He looks as cracked out as you feel except w/o the siphalis. he
> is a good boy like that. The night comes to and end.
>
> You shower sex partner comes to you and says... "Hey I got a ride" and
> gives you a deep wet kiss.  Oh so good.  you think to yourself "I love it
> when a plan comes together"
>
> So there you have it.  I (Cade) have your whole weekend planned out for
> you!
>
>
> Friday: Free Thinkin
>
> Justin Martin and louis fs
>
> Muse on the patio
>
> Saturday: Dynagroove
>
> Diz, Jamie thinnes, & cade...
>
>
> Sunday:  Good Day LA
>
> bodyrock, lance, cade and about 15 other talent I can't remeber..
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