[Dynagroove] A Fun Filled Weekend!

[Sheikdabooty at aol.com]

can u do this for us every weekend, cade?  lol
 
s.
 
In a message dated 7/25/2005 12:36:27 PM Pacific Standard Time,  
con at dynagroove.com writes:

Lets all  be mindless dolts and let me do your planning for you.  Here is 
what  you should do this weekend!

Friday when you get off of work.  Rush  home eat a ramen noodle and drink 
your soy milk with it.  You climb  into bed and watch the simpsons re-run 
and fall asleep.  Wake up at  10:50 and say "Oh shit!  I slept to long" hop 
in and out of the  shower and dress quickly.  Answer your phone and explain 
to the  hottie on the other line that your running late because you got off 
work  late (thats a lie but it will work).  Proceed to drive to the  
hottie's house at around 70 MPH.  Pic up the hottie and proceed to  613 
Grand Ave in downtown LA at 70 mph. Arrive at Casey's Bar and grill at  
11:54:56 PM just in time to still get in for free.

Louis FS will be  dropping the bomb diggity stuff.  You listen to the last 
of his set  and go to yourself "why doesn't he play out more his is pretty 
good."  Explain to the hottie that Louis is on of the promoters for the  
party.  you then walk up and say whats up while he is playing just to  look 
good infront of the hottie (*note your hottie could be male or  female) 
(*note note 'You" can be male or female).

Justin martin  comes on next.  You lean over to your hottie and say "this 
guy is  really good he is a producer from San Fran."  You then proceed to  
drink lots and groove to Justin martin.  you get a little hot and  head to 
the patio where muse is banging so loud you can here it 5 blocks  away.. 
You look up at the sky scrapers souround you and you tell your  hottie "I 
love this club because it is one of the few parties that  actually make me 
feel like I am in a city."  You and your hottie then  go back inside and 
dance-flirt till 2 AM!!!  Your a little sloshed  and so is your hottie. You 
smoothly say "I better stay at your place  tonight since it is closer."

You head back tothe hottie's place and  proceed to have crazy monkey sex 
till 6 AM and you fall  asleep....

YOu wake up at 11 AM and look over and suddenly realise the  hottie is not 
as much of a hottie as you thought in the bright day  light.  You tiptoe 
out but not without stealing a bottle of water  from the hotties fridge 
first.  You head home feeling a little woosey  but you see an in&out burger 
and know this will cure you.  a  number one animal style and your off back 
to home.  You arrive home  and change into your PJs, brush you teeth, and 
thank god for Tivo because  you can now watch more simpsons when you get in 
bed.  You fall asleep  to mr plow.  Only to wake up and see that you have 4 
voicemails on  your phone

1)  1:20 PM:  Hey it's me!  I woke up and you  were gone was I that passed 
out?

2)  2:30 PM: hey I think I  may have left something in your car can you 
call me asap

3)   3:00 PM: hey I am getting worried please call me and let me know if 
your  OK

4)  3:45 PM: *sob* I really wish you would call me did I do  something 
wrong?

As you are deleting the emails your call waiting  goes off this time a 
private number.  You eye the phone evily and  think "this is a trick" so 
you hit the ignore button on your  cell.

Into the shower.  Man it is 4:45 PM you still feel a little  cracked out. 
But the shower is good.  You decide to sit down in it  and make a sound 
that sounds like  "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" you shave 
all the vital  areas and hop out.  Whoa 5:30!  a 45 min shower!!!!  did you  
fall asleep?  30 more minutes till simpson re-runs..  you phone  has two 
voicemails.

1)  4:40 PM:  I really think you  should have the decency to call me!

2)  5:13 PM:  Yo so what  happened with that hottie last night?  Did you 
get some bootay?   Are you goin g to dynagroove tonight!?  I heard it is at 
a dope sound  stage and diz is playing 4 hours!!!  It's only $10 before 11! 
Call me  let me know what is up.

after the second message the pretty femal  voicemail says if you would like 
to return this call press 5 now.   you hit 5.

"yo"
"yo"
"whats up?"
"nothing what up with  you"
"nothing"
"cool"
"cool"
"yeah so what are you doing  tonight?"
"DYNAGROOVE"
"dope me too"
"me  too!"
"alright"
"werd"
"what time are you going"
"before 11 so I  can get in for $10"
"oh yeah i'll do that too"
"cool see you  there"
"yeah see you there"

you hang up wondering which one of your  friends that was.  No matter. 
Simpsons re-runs are on. You lay down  and fall asleep to the "worst 
episode ever."

wake up.  whoa!!!  8:00 PM...  You need to get ready!!!  2 messages on the  
phone..  You check the missed calls both of them "private  numbers"  You 
eye your phone suspiciously...  you decide it can  wait.

Time for another shower...  this one is quick 10  minutes.  food?  hmmn 
what do you want?  thai!  you  pick up the phone and order a pick up.  Hop 
in your car and head  over...  dialing your voicemail number on the way.

1)  6:58  PM:  I am really worried you disapeared this am and now your 
nowhere  to be found.  Di you take one of my roomates water because his is  
pissed.  you need to ca... (delete)

2)  7:34 PM:   Hey cutie just want to see what your doing tonight I have 
not seen you  since last week.  I miss you.

Again the nice voice says to hit 5  to call this person back.  you hit 5.

"hey sexy"
"hey hey  hey!"
"what are you doing"
"driving to get thai"
"nice! So do I get  to see you tonight"
"that depends.."
"on?"
"If you go to dynagroove  you will get to see me."
"OH yeah dynagroove tonight!  Hell  yeah!"
"yeah should be good.  I am going early to get in for  $10!"
"Oh nice.  I want to go!"
"I am sure you can!"
"I am going  to get a ride.  can I go home with you afterwords?  And you give 
me  
a ride home sunday?"
"All the way to orange county!?"
"I'll make it  worth your while, I promis!"
"ohhhh uhhh hell yeah!!!"
"see you  tonight?"
"OK see you tonight. Kisses"
"smooch"

You then call the  hottie from last night"

"thank god you called I was so worried"
"I  am fine.  I just went home and fell asleep.  I was feeling like  shit"
"oh I am sorry. I have never woken up and found someone missing  before. It 
ws freaky"
"Oh I am sorry I wasfeeling bad"
"Oh ok"
"yeah  sorry"
"ummn so what are you going to dotonight?"
"ummmn... uhhhh... I  am going to balance."
"oh yeah? can I go with you?"
"I'm sorry I got a  full car. but you can meet me there?"
"Oh OK"
"yeah I may show up a  little late so if you don't see me at first i 
will swing by later."
"Oh  thats fine. I'll go later too."
"Ok see you tonight"
"yeah ok.......  hey!"
"yeah"
"I had a nice time with you lastnight.  Thanks for  taking me to that cool 
free place!"
"yeah free thinkin is cool. I will see  you tonight"
"yeah.  bye can't wait to see you"
"see  you"

you get your food and head home.  Scarf it down.  9:30  pm.  You check your 
email and sure enough cade has done it  again.  there are directions to the 
venue for dynagroove with the  timeslots of the talent.  Oh cool! the 
dynagroove list rocks!   You forward it to a bunch of your friends that you 
know are not on the  list with a notation of "HURRY UP I AM LEAVEING NOW!" 
added to  it.

9:50 you hop in you car and drive to the sound stage!  Park  abd walk up to 
the venue.  Zoki is at the door smiling "$10  please."  Pay it and walk 
through the patio and into the  soundstage..  Who that sounds good!  You go 
get a drink and head  back into the sound stage.  Whoa it still sounds 
good.  So clean  and the BPM is right.  SO you start to do a little shuffle 
with your  drink in your hand..  the drink dwindles down and you become 
more  mobile on the dance floor. You keep dancing and you suddenly you look 
up  and see that the venue is filling up nicely!  You boogie to Jamie,  
Cade, and diz.....  the night progresses on. it all becomes a  blur..... 
Once again Dynagroove has taken you to that sweet place that you  love so 
much....  5 AM you head to your car with company.  They  will get there 
ride to Orange county after you go to sleep.

you  then proceed to have crazy cracked out monkey sex.

you and your partner  wake up at around 2: pm.  There are 6 voicemails on 
your phone.   and 1 text message!  you read the text message it says:

> GOOD  DAY LA
> Sunday July 31, 2005

> TWO Areas of Music
>  Full Bar  + refreshments
> FREE Parking:  32 on-site parking  spaces; 250 Spaces in public  garage 
across
> from Museum and Ample  Street parking.

> Age: 21+
> Door:  2:00 to  10:00PM

> $15.00 pre-sale @ Wantickets.com
> $20.00 @ the  door.

> Pasadena Museum Of Contemporary Art
> 490 E. Union  Street
> Pasadena, CA  91101-1790

thank god you bought two  presale tickets already!  Back to the shower. As 
you a washing your  hair suddenly you feel something pinch your ass! ooop! 
you forget you had  left someone in your bed-

crazy cracked out monkey shower  sex...

45 minutes later you dry eachother off. hit tommy burgers and  arrive in 
style to "good day LA."  Your sore legs continue to dance  as the music 
progresses. the sun starts togo down and lance desardi has  you moving like 
a snake with siphalis.  oh so good.  after lance  you head in to hear Cade 
again..  He looks as cracked out as you feel  except w/o the siphalis. he 
is a good boy like that. The night comes to  and end.

You shower sex partner comes to you and says... "Hey I got a  ride" and 
gives you a deep wet kiss.  Oh so good.  you think to  yourself "I love it 
when a plan comes together"

So there you have  it.  I (Cade) have your whole weekend planned out for  
you!


Friday: Free Thinkin

Justin Martin and louis  fs

Muse on the patio

Saturday: Dynagroove

Diz, Jamie  thinnes, & cade...


Sunday:  Good Day LA

bodyrock,  lance, cade and about 15 other talent I can't  remeber..