[Dynagroove] A Fun Filled Weekend!

[Lynsey H]

So I've kinda been lazy all summer...and haven't made it to many events.  
But since Cade has it ALL PLANNED OUT FOR ME, I have no excuses!  Plus, I 
can't miss Justin Martin and Diz, and Lance, and Body Rocks, and Cade 
spinning all in one weekend!!  Shit- I just got really excited as I wrote 
that.  Woooohooo :)  I better rest up cuz I'm gonna be shakin my ass all 
weekend.

See you all there! :)

~Butterfly boobs


>From: Cade <con at dynagroove.com>
>To: dynagroove at dynagroove.com
>Subject: [Dynagroove] A Fun Filled Weekend!
>Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 12:35:30 -0700 (PDT)
>
>Lets all be mindless dolts and let me do your planning for you.  Here is 
>what you should do this weekend!
>
>Friday when you get off of work.  Rush home eat a ramen noodle and drink 
>your soy milk with it.  You climb into bed and watch the simpsons re-run 
>and fall asleep.  Wake up at 10:50 and say "Oh shit!  I slept to long" hop 
>in and out of the shower and dress quickly.  Answer your phone and explain 
>to the hottie on the other line that your running late because you got off 
>work late (thats a lie but it will work).  Proceed to drive to the hottie's 
>house at around 70 MPH.  Pic up the hottie and proceed to 613 Grand Ave in 
>downtown LA at 70 mph. Arrive at Casey's Bar and grill at 11:54:56 PM just 
>in time to still get in for free.
>
>Louis FS will be dropping the bomb diggity stuff.  You listen to the last 
>of his set and go to yourself "why doesn't he play out more his is pretty 
>good." Explain to the hottie that Louis is on of the promoters for the 
>party.  you then walk up and say whats up while he is playing just to look 
>good infront of the hottie (*note your hottie could be male or female) 
>(*note note 'You" can be male or female).
>
>Justin martin comes on next.  You lean over to your hottie and say "this 
>guy is really good he is a producer from San Fran."  You then proceed to 
>drink lots and groove to Justin martin.  you get a little hot and head to 
>the patio where muse is banging so loud you can here it 5 blocks away.. You 
>look up at the sky scrapers souround you and you tell your hottie "I love 
>this club because it is one of the few parties that actually make me feel 
>like I am in a city."  You and your hottie then go back inside and 
>dance-flirt till 2 AM!!!  Your a little sloshed and so is your hottie. You 
>smoothly say "I better stay at your place tonight since it is closer."
>
>You head back tothe hottie's place and proceed to have crazy monkey sex 
>till 6 AM and you fall asleep....
>
>YOu wake up at 11 AM and look over and suddenly realise the hottie is not 
>as much of a hottie as you thought in the bright day light.  You tiptoe out 
>but not without stealing a bottle of water from the hotties fridge first.  
>You head home feeling a little woosey but you see an in&out burger and know 
>this will cure you.  a number one animal style and your off back to home.  
>You arrive home and change into your PJs, brush you teeth, and thank god 
>for Tivo because you can now watch more simpsons when you get in bed.  You 
>fall asleep to mr plow.  Only to wake up and see that you have 4 voicemails 
>on your phone
>
>1)  1:20 PM:  Hey it's me!  I woke up and you were gone was I that passed 
>out?
>
>2)  2:30 PM: hey I think I may have left something in your car can you call 
>me asap
>
>3)  3:00 PM: hey I am getting worried please call me and let me know if 
>your OK
>
>4)  3:45 PM: *sob* I really wish you would call me did I do something 
>wrong?
>
>As you are deleting the emails your call waiting goes off this time a 
>private number.  You eye the phone evily and think "this is a trick" so you 
>hit the ignore button on your cell.
>
>Into the shower.  Man it is 4:45 PM you still feel a little cracked out. 
>But the shower is good.  You decide to sit down in it and make a sound that 
>sounds like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" you shave all 
>the vital areas and hop out.  Whoa 5:30!  a 45 min shower!!!!  did you fall 
>asleep?  30 more minutes till simpson re-runs..  you phone has two 
>voicemails.
>
>1)  4:40 PM:  I really think you should have the decency to call me!
>
>2)  5:13 PM:  Yo so what happened with that hottie last night?  Did you get 
>some bootay?  Are you goin g to dynagroove tonight!?  I heard it is at a 
>dope sound stage and diz is playing 4 hours!!!  It's only $10 before 11! 
>Call me let me know what is up.
>
>after the second message the pretty femal voicemail says if you would like 
>to return this call press 5 now.  you hit 5.
>
>"yo"
>"yo"
>"whats up?"
>"nothing what up with you"
>"nothing"
>"cool"
>"cool"
>"yeah so what are you doing tonight?"
>"DYNAGROOVE"
>"dope me too"
>"me too!"
>"alright"
>"werd"
>"what time are you going"
>"before 11 so I can get in for $10"
>"oh yeah i'll do that too"
>"cool see you there"
>"yeah see you there"
>
>you hang up wondering which one of your friends that was.  No matter. 
>Simpsons re-runs are on. You lay down and fall asleep to the "worst episode 
>ever."
>
>wake up.  whoa!!! 8:00 PM...  You need to get ready!!!  2 messages on the 
>phone..  You check the missed calls both of them "private numbers"  You eye 
>your phone suspiciously...  you decide it can wait.
>
>Time for another shower...  this one is quick 10 minutes.  food?  hmmn what 
>do you want?  thai!  you pick up the phone and order a pick up.  Hop in 
>your car and head over...  dialing your voicemail number on the way.
>
>1)  6:58 PM:  I am really worried you disapeared this am and now your 
>nowhere to be found.  Di you take one of my roomates water because his is 
>pissed.  you need to ca... (delete)
>
>2)  7:34 PM:  Hey cutie just want to see what your doing tonight I have not 
>seen you since last week.  I miss you.
>
>Again the nice voice says to hit 5 to call this person back.  you hit 5.
>
>"hey sexy"
>"hey hey hey!"
>"what are you doing"
>"driving to get thai"
>"nice! So do I get to see you tonight"
>"that depends.."
>"on?"
>"If you go to dynagroove you will get to see me."
>"OH yeah dynagroove tonight!  Hell yeah!"
>"yeah should be good.  I am going early to get in for $10!"
>"Oh nice.  I want to go!"
>"I am sure you can!"
>"I am going to get a ride.  can I go home with you afterwords?  And you 
>give me a ride home sunday?"
>"All the way to orange county!?"
>"I'll make it worth your while, I promis!"
>"ohhhh uhhh hell yeah!!!"
>"see you tonight?"
>"OK see you tonight. Kisses"
>"smooch"
>
>You then call the hottie from last night"
>
>"thank god you called I was so worried"
>"I am fine.  I just went home and fell asleep.  I was feeling like shit"
>"oh I am sorry. I have never woken up and found someone missing before. It 
>ws freaky"
>"Oh I am sorry I wasfeeling bad"
>"Oh ok"
>"yeah sorry"
>"ummn so what are you going to dotonight?"
>"ummmn... uhhhh... I am going to balance."
>"oh yeah? can I go with you?"
>"I'm sorry I got a full car. but you can meet me there?"
>"Oh OK"
>"yeah I may show up a little late so if you don't see me at first i will 
>swing by later."
>"Oh thats fine. I'll go later too."
>"Ok see you tonight"
>"yeah ok....... hey!"
>"yeah"
>"I had a nice time with you lastnight.  Thanks for taking me to that cool 
>free place!"
>"yeah free thinkin is cool. I will see you tonight"
>"yeah.  bye can't wait to see you"
>"see you"
>
>you get your food and head home.  Scarf it down.  9:30 pm.  You check your 
>email and sure enough cade has done it again.  there are directions to the 
>venue for dynagroove with the timeslots of the talent.  Oh cool! the 
>dynagroove list rocks!  You forward it to a bunch of your friends that you 
>know are not on the list with a notation of "HURRY UP I AM LEAVEING NOW!" 
>added to it.
>
>9:50 you hop in you car and drive to the sound stage!  Park abd walk up to 
>the venue.  Zoki is at the door smiling "$10 please."  Pay it and walk 
>through the patio and into the soundstage..  Who that sounds good!  You go 
>get a drink and head back into the sound stage.  Whoa it still sounds good. 
>  So clean and the BPM is right.  SO you start to do a little shuffle with 
>your drink in your hand..  the drink dwindles down and you become more 
>mobile on the dance floor. You keep dancing and you suddenly you look up 
>and see that the venue is filling up nicely!  You boogie to Jamie, Cade, 
>and diz.....  the night progresses on. it all becomes a blur..... Once 
>again Dynagroove has taken you to that sweet place that you love so 
>much....  5 AM you head to your car with company.  They will get there ride 
>to Orange county after you go to sleep.
>
>you then proceed to have crazy cracked out monkey sex.
>
>you and your partner wake up at around 2: pm.  There are 6 voicemails on 
>your phone.  and 1 text message!  you read the text message it says:
>
>>GOOD DAY LA
>>Sunday July 31, 2005
>
>>TWO Areas of Music
>>Full Bar  + refreshments
>>FREE Parking:  32 on-site parking spaces; 250 Spaces in public  garage 
>>across
>>from Museum and Ample Street parking.
>
>>Age: 21+
>>Door:  2:00 to 10:00PM
>
>>$15.00 pre-sale @ Wantickets.com
>>$20.00 @ the door.
>
>>Pasadena Museum Of Contemporary Art
>>490 E. Union Street
>>Pasadena, CA  91101-1790
>
>thank god you bought two presale tickets already!  Back to the shower. As 
>you a washing your hair suddenly you feel something pinch your ass! ooop! 
>you forget you had left someone in your bed-
>
>crazy cracked out monkey shower sex...
>
>45 minutes later you dry eachother off. hit tommy burgers and arrive in 
>style to "good day LA."  Your sore legs continue to dance as the music 
>progresses. the sun starts togo down and lance desardi has you moving like 
>a snake with siphalis.  oh so good.  after lance you head in to hear Cade 
>again..  He looks as cracked out as you feel except w/o the siphalis. he is 
>a good boy like that. The night comes to and end.
>
>You shower sex partner comes to you and says... "Hey I got a ride" and 
>gives you a deep wet kiss.  Oh so good.  you think to yourself "I love it 
>when a plan comes together"
>
>So there you have it.  I (Cade) have your whole weekend planned out for 
>you!
>
>
>Friday: Free Thinkin
>
>Justin Martin and louis fs
>
>Muse on the patio
>
>Saturday: Dynagroove
>
>Diz, Jamie thinnes, & cade...
>
>
>Sunday:  Good Day LA
>
>bodyrock, lance, cade and about 15 other talent I can't remeber..
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