[Dynagroove] Dynagroove or DIE-NO-GROOVE

[Patrick Steven Waechter]

You decide what it's gonna be this Saturday.

Cade has made it very easy for you... but I've heard that a selective
apocalypse is coming to wipe away any carbon-based beings who aren't
within the confines of the Dynagroove venue by 2:30am tomorrow...

Save your soul and come dance with the devil at Dynagroove tomorrow
night. It's reasonble. It's fun. You run into people you hardly ever
see otherwise. It's a delight and a half... and well, I don't want
anyone to die... but it's not up to me, I'm afraid.

Come tomorrow. The survival of our urban ecosystem depends on your
attendance.

Plus... Diz will be givin it to you long enough for you to become a GD
professor of house... for four freakin' hours-- longer than your world
record for cracked out monkey sex, even... except maybe if you're
Cade. Whether you're a seasoned shaker or a curious little monkey, by
tomorrow's end you will be ready to lecture on the bump and grind that
is Diz.

You can't lose unless, of course.... well...

Closing now with a quote from your favorite statutory rapist...

"I don't see nothin' wrooooooong with a little bump and griiiiind." --R.
Kelly

xo
psw