[Dynagroove] No Second Thinkin' : The 5 Year (and the rest of the weekend that I'm missing)

[Patrick Steven Waechter]

Yo.

So how fuckin revved are you for the Free Thinkin 5 Year?

I hope to see all of the folks I've been missing lately amongst what
will probably be the biggest crowd Boardner's has seen in quite a
while, if not ever.

I've been a little dormant in my going out stylings due to a few
factors, namely the recent bout at the Echo involving my boyfriend and
I getting laceration-inducing (in his case, blood even) pelts from a
particular security guard at The Echo. Nothing like getting elbowed in
the back while a 300lb man who looks like the guy from The Green Mile
slurs at you, "Fuckin Faggots." Yay.

I resolve to let this Free Thinkin 5 Year with the gals from Superjane
be a nice hefty kick in the ass for me into the fun-having time that
is a much-deserved and needed vacation. Unfortunately, I won't be able
to be a part of the endless party roster that has Sara pre-loading on
her Stallone diet. This P-S-dubya is makin his way to the bosslady's
bayside house in effing Zihuatanejo and then to Mexico City where I
hope to be kidnapped and then safely returned so that I may fully
experience the city's cultural tourism stereotype. If you were with me
right now, you would have noticed that as I typed that, I went
bug-eyed with excitement. By the way, I'm just reading right now that
Mexico City has the world's cheapest Metro system... it is $0.20 to go
anywhere in the fucking city. Wow. Just a little trivia.

To all of you who are here this weekend:

To avoid what I call hanging head disease,

GO TO FUTUREHOUSE

The lineup this year is off the fucking hook. So much so that I almost
fuckin' delayed my trip just for that shit.... though I subsided on
that one when I mentioned it and got snapped at hardcore by the boss.
Ho well.

One recommendation: LOOK UP BEFORE YOU LIGHT UP!

Should you wonder what I'm talking about, fish Sara's post regarding
our getting kicked out last year out of the archives. Not cute.

Shake it extra hard for me on the dancefloor when Q-Burns goes on,
flailing his locks in the wind.

xo
psw

...at least I get to go to the 5 year, though. YOU BETTER KNOW THAT.