<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Tempo -- their claim: “House, funk, hip hop, rare grooves, but mostly just deep dirty house.”<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>There was no funk, no hip hop, and no rare groove.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>All I heard was a bit of alternative when I first walked in (Not that I don’t love the Clash, but I don’t go to hip hop/ house clubs to hear the Clash, nawmsayin?), and house which could not be described as deep or dirty…. mediocre is a much more fitting word for it.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Had I not been so drunk, I would have left after hearing the Destiny’s Child remix.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>*shudder*</FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>The music was a notch above Top 40, the drinks were terrible, but there was one thing that saved my night*: The crowd:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> A sea of </SPAN>Britney Spears look-a-likes complete with fake tans and fake nails and an inch of make up.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Okay, this is a personal pet peeve, but WHY ON EARTH would you wear high heels to go dancing?!?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>And why was every girl in this joint wearing them?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>I just don’t get it.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>That’s probably why I saw about 3 girls on the dance floor over the course of the night.....<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> Oopsie, I forgot. </SPAN>Sweating also makes your make up run. Can't let all that time invested go to waste.</FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>The guys were Volcom-wearing, truck-driving muscle heads.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Every time I left my boyfriend’s side, even if only for a second, there was one of these testosterone-oozing fellows right there to tell me, (in Matthew McConaughey voice from Dazed and Confused) “I love those red-heads.”<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Yeah, really clever dude.</FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Anyway, if you’re into meat markets, this is the place to be.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>If you give a shit about music, avoid Tempo!<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>It’s not worth the $2 cover.</FONT></P>
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