[Groop]Fanboys

[Chris Schechner]

Hmmmmm.. I *do* have a big nose. Very Grooish. (The Knight's reply, not my
nose.)

>Oh, shut up, bignose! ;-)
>
>The Knight Who Says Cheesedip
>
>DISCLAIMER:
>It is not the intent of this letter to indicate in any way that Glorko
>(also known as Chris) has a big nose, or that I, that is, the Knight Who
>Says Cheesedip, knows anything regarding the shape or size of the nose
>belonging to Glorko (also known as Chris). He may or may not have a big
>nose. He may have the earth's largest trunk, or the world's tiniest prick
>in the middle of his face (or whatever goes for a face on a Zoltronian, but
>that is besides the point. The point is that I, the Knight Who Says
>Cheesedip, knows nothing of this. The Intent of this short electronic mail,
>was to indicate that I, the Knight Who Says Cheesedip, believes I have
>successfully deciphered the so-called obscure reference made in Glorko
>(also known as Chris)'s original response to Ariel's mail, who I believe is
>in fact not a Zoltronian, and whose nose I know absolutely nothing about.
>Actually, to be Frank, or perhaps Joe... or maybe even Leonard (that's a
>good name...), I know very little about noses. I am especially ignorant
>when it comes to how exactly the nose works. The nose has always been a
>great mystery to me. I know how the ear works, and I have seen countless
>charts of its inner workings, but when it comes to the nose... nothing...
>nada... I have considered opening up a nose or two, just to see how it
>works... but so far constant medication have kept me from fulfilling this
>dream... perhaps tonight I will be able to fool the nurse.... a day without
>medication... that would be nice... running around free... on the
>countryside... on the green grass... feeling the sun on my naked body, as I
>lie there in the green fields watching the noses grow...
>
>P.S. Cheesedip