[Groop]FW: Lawyer Joke
Sudilovsky, Ariel
ASudilov@Calfee.com
Tue, 12 Sep 2000 12:42:16 -0400
Lawyer jokes you want...lawyer jokes I have.
Here's one. I'll forward more as I sort them out.
Cheese-dip!
> >>> >>A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jaguar XK-8
> >>> >>in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
> As he
> >>> >>got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and
> completely
> >>> >>tore off the driver's door of the Jag. The counselor immediately
> >>> >>grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911. In less than five minutes,
> a
> >>> >>policeman pulled up.
>
> >>> >>Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
> started
> >>> >>screaming hysterically. His Jag, which he had just picked up the
> day
> >>> >>before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no
>
> >>> >>matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> After the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting, the
> >>> >>cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how
>
> >>> >>materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on
> your
> >>> >>possessions that you don't notice anything else."
> >>> >>
> >>> >> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop
> >>> >>replied,"Didn't you know that your left arm is missing from the
> >>> >>elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
> >>> >>
> >>> >> "MY GOD," screamed the lawyer, "My Rolex!!!!"
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