[Groop]Another bit of sillyness

[David and Jenny Perrey]

Some of these sounded a bit grooish!

Weird Warnings

These are real warnings and/or instructions that were found on actual
products

1. PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
2. BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate
machinery
3. NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness
4. A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children
5. A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
6. A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use
7. SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts
8. AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat
nuts.
9. A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
10. A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your
favourite breakfast cereal?