[Groop]Please help Little Billy Evans

[Chris Schechner]

Go for it, Larry!

>I came THIS close to deleting this post unread, when I
>realized, WAIT, this is CHRIS here! It's probably a
>parody of one of those tragic posts I'm always
>inundated with looking for sympathy!
>
>I laughed my head off until I realized, WAIT AGAIN!
>What if this was, in fact, a true story? What kind of
>heartless knucklehead laughs at the tragic story of a
>boy born without a real body, instead inhabiting a
>burlap bag full of leaves.
>
>So I cried my eyes out, then spent hours crawling
>around the carpet searching for them. I may have put
>the left eyeball in the right eye socket and vice
>verse, because I'm suddenly dyslexic!!!
>
>Hmmm, I wonder if my condition is now tragic enough to
>warrent my OWN  tragic post looking for sympathy to
>inundate people with?