[Groop]Larry under desk
Thu, 22 Aug 2002 16:31:52 -0700 (PDT)
> > I feel even sillier than usual, so I'll just crawl under my
> > for a little while, curl up into a ball and rock slowly back
> and forth...
So Bob I mean Greg I mean Craig no it IS Greg replied:
> If you're gonna do that Larry, I suggest popcorn, a desklamp,
> some issues of
> groo and some tweezers (to eat the popcorn so no salts or oils
> get on your
> comix, I mean you may as well make the time productive.
So now Larry says:
Ya know, I think from now on, whenever someone asks me what I did
for the weekend, my response will be "I crawled under my desk,
curled up into a ball and rocked back and forth slowly while
reading Groo comics and eating popcorn with tweezers."
That is SUBSTANTIALLY weirder than my previous favorite response,
being "Oh, I played PogoHockey."
(That's hockey on pogo sticks, not Hockey using cute little
possums as pucks. Don't wana upset Carolyn, now!)
Of course, playing PogoHockey is as much a lie as crawling under
my desk, and unfortunately just as likely to keep me SINGLE and
UNMARRIED if I keep talking to people like this...
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