[Groop]To Groo

Thu, 19 Dec 2002 13:56:40 EST

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Well, today I rather graphically introduced my coworkers to the meaning of 
the verb "to Groo" (as in "to commit an act so unspeakably stupid your 
remaining brain cells try to commit suicide out of sheer embarassment").  

I am a secretary at a massage therapy school (no, not like that!), and since 
the director is away, I'm pretty much running the joint for a couple weeks.  
Well, today one of the students was in to take her final exams for the 
quarter early.  Instructor #1 came in to give me the test to give the 
student, and I put it on my desk.  Instructor #1 then ran to teach another 
class she teaches at the local community college.  Not fifteen minutes later, 
Instructor #2 came in to photocopy the final for his class, and gave me the 
test master copy to shred.  I'm sure you can see where this is going. 

Yup.  After letting myself into the office with the paper shredder and 
shredding a document, I returned to my desk, looked down, and saw Instructor 
#2's test master sitting there.  I shredded the test the student was supposed 
to take.

Fortunately, Instructor #3 was there and she works with Instructor #1 at the 
community college.  Instructor #3 drove to the community college (about 20 
minutes away), broke into Instructor #1's office, hacked into her computer 
and hoped to Megatheos that the test she printed out and brought back was the 
right one.

So is there still a contest on for who can Groo the worst?

Janet "Man, did I Groo" Harriett

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<HTML>Well, today I rather graphically introduced my coworkers to the meaning of the verb "to Groo" (as in "to commit an act so unspeakably stupid your remaining brain cells try to commit suicide out of sheer embarassment").&nbsp; 
 
I am a secretary at a massage therapy school (no, not like that!), and since the director is away, I'm pretty much running the joint for a couple weeks.&nbsp; Well, today one of the students was in to take her final exams for the quarter early.&nbsp; Instructor #1 came in to give me the test to give the student, and I put it on my desk.&nbsp; Instructor #1 then ran to teach another class she teaches at the local community college.&nbsp; Not fifteen minutes later, Instructor #2 came in to photocopy the final for his class, and gave me the test master copy to shred.&nbsp; I'm sure you can see where this is going. 
 
Yup.&nbsp; After letting myself into the office with the paper shredder and shredding a document, I returned to my desk, looked down, and saw Instructor #2's test master sitting there.&nbsp; I shredded the test the student was supposed to take. 
 
Fortunately, Instructor #3 was there and she works with Instructor #1 at the community college.&nbsp; Instructor #3 drove to the community college (about 20 minutes away), broke into Instructor #1's office, hacked into her computer and hoped to Megatheos that the test she printed out and brought back was the right one. 
 
So is there still a contest on for who can Groo the worst? 
 
Janet "Man, did I Groo" Harriett</HTML>

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