[Groop]More Grooville Nonsense

[Larry Steller]

because I am getting ALMOST as dessesbo as Gary, I did a MapQuest
trip planner from my house to Groo Street In Middletown, NY
(stopping a Groo's Shoes, of course), then to Neversink, NY
(ancestral home of the Groo Clan???) and ultimately Grooville,
NY. (Strictly academic, I hope...)

Total distance: 144.28 miles
Estimated driving time: 3 hours, 52 minutes
Estimated cheesedip consumption (quarts/person): 1.4 
Estimated frays: 5.0
Estimated wrong turns: 8.6
Estimated ships sunk/cars disabled: 1.3
Estimated mayoral encounters: 0.9
Estimated jokes: 0.8
Estimated villages destroyed: 4.2
Estimated exclamations of "Did I err?": 296.7
Estimated words to recount tale: too many
Estimated Gary Grossmanns: 0.1
Estimated survivors: 0.0


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-Larry Steller
New York, New York

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