[Groop]More Grooville Nonsense

[Finn Smith]

Mark and Sergio:
It's emails like these that present the best argument for more issues of 
Groo: The Wanderer.  The longer the hiatus between issues, the more unstable 
people like Larry and Gary become.  When fans begin to seek their comic book 
heroes in the streets, products, and cities around them, it's downright 
frightening.  I've spent my whole life dealing with people like Larry and 
Gary and believe me, their fascination with all things Groo borders on 
mental illness.  Without a steady stream of Groo product, who knows what 
else they'll do to get their fix.  Please, you guys can help these 
individuals--but only by printing Groo more frequently.  I realize that cost 
is a factor.  Perhaps you could license Groo through a leading 
pharmaceutical company to alleviate the high cost of publishing. I, for one, 
would not hesitate to write people like Larry and Gary a lifetime 
prescription for Groo.

Yours in concern,

finn


>
>because I am getting ALMOST as dessesbo as Gary, I did a MapQuest
>trip planner from my house to Groo Street In Middletown, NY
>(stopping a Groo's Shoes, of course), then to Neversink, NY
>(ancestral home of the Groo Clan???) and ultimately Grooville,
>NY. (Strictly academic, I hope...)
>
>Total distance: 144.28 miles
>Estimated driving time: 3 hours, 52 minutes
>Estimated cheesedip consumption (quarts/person): 1.4
>Estimated frays: 5.0
>Estimated wrong turns: 8.6
>Estimated ships sunk/cars disabled: 1.3
>Estimated mayoral encounters: 0.9
>Estimated jokes: 0.8
>Estimated villages destroyed: 4.2
>Estimated exclamations of "Did I err?": 296.7
>Estimated words to recount tale: too many
>Estimated Gary Grossmanns: 0.1
>Estimated survivors: 0.0
>
>
>=====
>-Larry Steller
>New York, New York
>
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