[Groop]More Grooville Nonsense

Gary Grossmann grossfam@olywa.net
Wed, 13 Mar 2002 22:42:23 -0800


The Horror!  The Mortification!

Here, all these years I thought Finn was one of us, but now the truth comes
out.  She's been "dealing with people like me and Larry"  (there are
others?) all her life.  Apparently she's been using the Groop for some sort
of psychiatric study, now doubt to be eventually published in the New
England Journal of Medicine, The Lancet, or maybe The Star (right under the
"450lb. Baby is Reincarnation of Elvis" headline.   I feel so..so used.
So..cheap.  -Gary G.


----- Original Message -----
From: "Finn Smith" <mulch3@hotmail.com>
To: <lawrencesteller@yahoo.com>; <groop@groo.com>
Sent: Monday, March 11, 2002 2:25 AM
Subject: Re: [Groop]More Grooville Nonsense


> Mark and Sergio:
> It's emails like these that present the best argument for more issues of
> Groo: The Wanderer.  The longer the hiatus between issues, the more
unstable
> people like Larry and Gary become.  When fans begin to seek their comic
book
> heroes in the streets, products, and cities around them, it's downright
> frightening.  I've spent my whole life dealing with people like Larry and
> Gary and believe me, their fascination with all things Groo borders on
> mental illness.  Without a steady stream of Groo product, who knows what
> else they'll do to get their fix.  Please, you guys can help these
> individuals--but only by printing Groo more frequently.  I realize that
cost
> is a factor.  Perhaps you could license Groo through a leading
> pharmaceutical company to alleviate the high cost of publishing. I, for
one,
> would not hesitate to write people like Larry and Gary a lifetime
> prescription for Groo.
>
> Yours in concern,
>
> finn