[Groop] I don't get it

[Larry Steller]

--- John T <Comics230 at cox.net> wrote:
> There are some things I just don't get.
> 
> What is the Purpose of buying an overly expensive
> sealed comic book, if you can't read it...

What!? You would DARE actually READ a comic book,
instead of cherishing it from afar? Why on earth would
you DO such a thing!!!???

Why, everything in my apartment is now slabbed in
plastic and graded: my TV (8.7), my phone (6.2), my
imitation turkish rug (4.6), my sofa (9.6), my alarm
clock (7.1), my dining room set (table: 5.3, four
chairs at 6.3, 7.7 8.4 and 8.5), my bed (frame 8.9.
mattress 2.3) and more! 

Gotta go, my slabbed underwear (3.3) is chafing, and I
need to shower (5.9), that is if I can figure out how
to use the soap (8.6) without decreaasing its value...

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-Larry "Mr. Grooism" Steller, Mendicant Second Class

"Of course, it is ironic that a media company that should be fighting for the First Amendment is trying to undermine it." -Judge Denny Chin, on Franken vs. Fox

For Fair & Balanced, non-blurry reading, check out: • Insider entertainment stuff and an anything goes weblog from Television/Comic Book Wordsmith MARK EVANIER: http://www.newsfromme.com/ and http://www.povonline.com/ • FORGOTTEN NEW YORK, photohistorian Kevin Walsh's journal of fading NYC: http://www.forgotten-ny.com/ • Comic Book Artist/Animator SCOTT SHAW!'s ODDBALL COMICS, a tribute to classic comic strangeness (and message board!) at http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/oddball/

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