[Groop] Beg beg beg...

Larry Steller mrgrooism at yahoo.com
Sat Nov 29 07:27:26 PST 2003

Gary said:

> >>...But I'll probably be posting more after I
> >>get past the 2 or 3 root canals I need.

...so Eric said: 
> Always brush after every meal ...

...to which Larry says:

No need to brush, floss or go to the dentist if you
use Evanier's Own (TM) Genuine Cheese Dip! Our
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of dental or medical care unnecessary! Order yours today!

-Larry "Mr. Grooism" Steller, Mendicant Second Class

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