[Groop] Seriousness

[Troy Kidder]

Dear Troy,

I write this to you so that I wouldn't have to post to the Groop board.  

In a moment of weakness, I considered posting to the board, but decided that
the subject matter was much too serious.  They would want to know what I
thought about file-sharing, and I would have to make up something that would
totally turn out to be the truth as I know it; like how I didn't share stuff
that people usually had to buy because the people that made it wouldn't want
me to.  Could this feeling inside have something to do with the old adage,
"do onto others as you'd have them do onto you"?  Could this feeling inside
have something to do with the fact that, if the people that own it think it
is stealing, it probably is?  Could this feeling inside have something to do
with the pizza I had last night?  Perhaps I'll never know.  

Troy, you did good not to post.  Imagine the heartbreak of finding people
that love Groo as much (or more) than you.  You would only feel inferior to
their collective wit and intelligence.  You might even be forced to share
that one joke that Mark and Sergio brought into your life.  

Besides, only some guy named Seth would actually acknowledge your post
anyways.  It's tough being a Groo fan.  It's tough living in Canada, the
land where comics are more expensive and the people have to ride their mad
cows to work.

Thanks for listening, Troy.  You've been a great pal.

Love, Troy