[Groop] groo membership cards

[Shawn Moore]

The post office has finally cleared up the investigation on the tragic post 
office fire and delivered my envelope with the membership cards and they are 
perfect.  Thanks kindly.  Seems the fire was caused by a freak accident when 
a postal employee was trying to light a cigarette with a lighter gun and the 
lighter would not turn off.  Whomever had my envelope with the groo cards 
bumped into the employee with the lighter gun and the lighter fell into a 
trash can where a fire started and quickly turned into an inferno.  When 
asked about the fire, several folks were quoted as hearing "Did I err?" in 
the fire's crackals.  You can't make this stuff up.