[Groop] WWN News

[Gary Grossmann]

Hi Janet & Everyone Else!

I finally got around to reading the WWN article in which Sergio is accused
of sending secret messages to the Aliens through his drawings in preparation
for their inevitable invasion.  (Although since I believe the WWN said the
sun would blow up in 18 months, I hardly think it matters).  I'm sure that
as a result of this article, Sergio is now being watched by the FBI, CIA,
NSA, and a bunch of other initials.

Since it's been printed in the WWN, "the nations only relaible newspaper,"
it must be true, and the whole sun blowing up thing notwithstanding, it's
one more good reason to be a Groo fan.  When the invasion comes, as it
certainly will, all we have to do is hold up a Groo Comic to an alien that
is about to vaporize us and he, she, or it will back off since that will
show that we are a FOS  (Friend of Sergio).  In fact, I have a confession to
make.  One of the secret purposes of the Groop Membership card is to flash
at invading Aliens as an easy to carry FOS  I.D. card.  I also suggest that
everyone paint a likeness of Sergio on the roof (the entire roof) of their
house so the aliens know not to zap it.

Of course, the real reason the Aliens are not going to zap Sergio or his
friends and fans is not because they need him to help plan out their
invasion.  It's really because, just like the rest of us, they want to see
Groo vs. Conan.

Take care all -Gary G.


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Janet L. Harriett" <pengyfelix at earthlink.net>
To: "GROOP" <groop at groo.com>
Sent: Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:25 PM
Subject: [Groop] WWN News


> Anyone else catch the article in the current issue of Weekly World News
> accusing Sergio of using his drawings in the magazine to send secret
> messages to the aliens to facilitate their invasion plans?  I thought
> the article left several key questions unanswered, including:
>
> 1.  Which aliens?
> 2.  Are these aliens subscribers to WWN, or are they beaming down to buy
> it at the newsstand?
> 3.  If they are subscribers, why didn't WWN notice they're sending a
> subscription to an alien planet?
> 4.  What is the postage rate for extraterrestrial third class mail?
> 5.  Is Sergio sending secret messages to other aliens through the crowd
> scenes in Groo or the marginals in Mad?  This could explain the many
> firing squad gags.  Perhaps he is luring the WWN subscriber aliens here
> so they will be ambushed by the Groo-reading aliens?
> 6.  In an intergalactic war between aliens who read the Weekly World
> News and aliens who read Groo, which side would win?  Would Earth be
> around to care?
>
> Janet
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