[Groop] Groo Statue

[Mark Evanier]

Gary Grossmann wrote:

> OK, here's the poem Mark wrote on the box:
> 
> Not long ago the one named Groo was wandering around
> And came upon a patch of the most unpleasant ground
> His dog cried out for it to free his heor's lower half
> And Groo yelled "Do not mock me with your silly, bubbling laugh!"
> BBut soon he sunk down into it to just around his waste
> And found it wasn't cheesedip from it's most unpleasant taste.

ME: Actually, what I wrote was:

Not long ago the one named Groo was wandering around
And came upon a little patch of most unpleasant ground
His dog cried out for it to free his hero's lower half
And Groo yelled "Do not mock me with your silly, bubbling laugh!"
But soon he sunk down into it to just around his waste
And found it wasn't cheese dip from its most unpleasant taste.

I don't know how it got changed.