[Groop] Groo Gram

[elisiaone at iwon.com]

I guess I'm not going to ever be in the Groo Grams, so here's my unprinted letter for anyone who cares to read it:

Subject:   ME Letter 
 
Dear Mr. Knowitall,

So, how ya doin'? You look like you could use a vacation. Do people that work in the comic industry take vacations? Other than going to conventions all over the world and doing what you love. What conventions do you do overseas/borders? Is Groo big in Japan? Is Groo from Japan? Stan Sakai is, right? 

I picked Groo # 1 off a shelf in a comic store 22 years ago and yesterday. I love # 1's. Groo is # 1. I have a foam finger that says so. 

Why is Groo not in a video game yet? The Darkness just came out with one and I'm sure that Groo is more popular. I'd bet your left pinky on it. I've been playing the Marvel Ultimate Alliance game and guess what, no Groo! Wasn't Groo in Marvel comics for like 15 years? There's a Blade character who I pretend is Groo while I'm playing, but the surreality of it fades when he shoots a gun! The Nightcrawler character wields dual swords, but is not fat nor stupid and has a tail! Conan just came out with a game. Groo and Conan will be in a comic together. Groo must be in a game too. Groo logic dictates it. Groo would want to be in a video game. Did Groo ever time travel?

Mulchingly, 
Eli Stamp the Wanderer
The only thing to fear, is Groo himself!

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