[Groop] OT: Dieter's Question
Dieter Opfer
dieter at opfer.biz
Thu May 14 00:22:30 PDT 2009
I can plainly see that. What pirates? Did I err?
Gary Grossmann wrote:
> Hey! I wasn't foolishly bragging about no one being able to call me a
> fool! I was foolishly bragging about being able to make trees fall
> where I want them to, except the one time when I was a fool and my
> foolish master plan didn't work, which would have caused me to look
> foolish had anyone been fool enough to watch the foolish proceedings.
> Of course, it /*was*/ rather foolish to bring up my one failure, but
> Dieter asked, so I foolishly answered, as any fool can plainly see.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> *From:* John T <mailto:comics230 at cox.net>
> *To:* groop at groo.com <mailto:groop at groo.com>
> *Sent:* Wednesday, May 13, 2009 6:16 PM
> *Subject:* Re: [Groop] OT: Dieter's Question
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> Of course only a fool would brag about no one being are to call him
> a fool!
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> John P. Torregrossa
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> *From:* groop-bounces at groo.com <mailto:groop-bounces at groo.com>
> [mailto:groop-bounces at groo.com] *On Behalf Of *Gary Grossmann
> *Sent:* Tuesday, May 12, 2009 1:08 PM
> *To:* groop at groo.com
> *Subject:* Re: [Groop] OT: Dieter's Question
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> Dieter wrote:
>
> > And just how often have you managed to make a tree fall where you
> want
> > it to..... ;)
>
> Every frickin' time...except once...as you may recall from last year
> when I wrote:
>
> //I tried to cut down a giant, completely out of control, big leaf
> maple that is just a couple feet from my shed that doubles as a pump
> house. The tree has 12 stalks that range in size from 6" to darn
> near a foot in diameter and half of them lean to one degree or
> another over my shed. I am very good at getting trees to fall where
> I want them to with my trusty axe and buck saw, but this presented a
> special challenge which, it turns out, I was not///*/
> /*//*/quite/*/// up to. I made one miscalculation and…well, as Groo
> would say, "Did I Err?" ///
> /
> I had predicated getting several of the stalks to swing just far
> enough away from the shed by using one of the other stalks as a
> pivot point. It turned out not to be strong enough enough and so
> all four started leaning towards the shed, with two leaning up
> against it. The pivot stalk at least kept the others from crashing
> onto it. I was able to climb up onto the shed, quickly cut off some
> big branches, push the stalks away as they fell, and got away with
> only a couple of nicked shingles. If I had done a couple fewer
> chops or been a little quicker climbing onto the shed even that
> wouldn't have happenned.
>
> It retrospect, it was a two man job. But the nice thing about doing
> these kind of things by yourself is that when you make a complete
> fool of yourself, there is no one around to see it.
>
> Gary "The Shed Doesn't Leak" G.
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