[Groop] IGPAY ATINLAY

[Thomas Gatto]

From: arwincid at hotmail.com
To: groop at groo.com
Subject: RE: [Groop] IGPAY ATINLAY
Date: Fri, 3 Jun 2011 15:41:41 -0400




Wow, that was fun to translate!
 
Thanks tone for really telling me nothing coherent (even after translation) in so many words.
I an truly impressed at your ranting ability, but was rather put off when i read the entire thing without figuring out when you are going to buy me a house.
 
I have attached my amateurish translation below (in CAPS);

 

<Thomas and anyone, who cares about what he missed and/or said about wives:>
 

YES BUT I AM NOT GOING TO BOTHER ANSWERING ALL
YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT YOU MISSED * HOWEVER I
WILL BE KIND ENOUGH TO RESPOND TO YOU IN PIG
LATIN SO THAT YOU KNOW I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU
MISSING ANYTHING CLEARLY YOU DO NOT CARE ENOUGH
ABOUT GROO BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU MISSED, SO IN THAT
CASE YOU DID ERR. THEREFORE, TO THAT I SAY TO YOU 
“ARRR” EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT A PIRATE.
 ADDITIONALLY IN THIS SINGLE POST I WILL ALSO REPLY

TO YOUR RESPONSE TO ANDREW’S MESSAGE ABOUT BEING

MARRIED PART OF MY REASON FOR DOING SO IS BECAUSE

YOU ONCE AGAIN CARELESSLY***, NEGLECTED TO INCLUDE A

SUBJECT LINE IN YOUR MISSING GROO INQUIRY. FURTHERMORE,

I DO NOT WANT TO BE ACCUSED OF POST PADDING AS

A CHEAP ATTEMPT TO INCREASE MY ANNUAL GROOP MESSAGE

NUMBER IF ANYTHING, I HAVE NOT BEEN TRYING TO

WRITE AS FEW GROOP E-MAILS AS I CAN WITHOUT

GOING BELOW ON POSTS OR ABOVE THE SECOND LOWEST

POSTER IN THE GROOP****

ANYWAY, GETTING BACK TO YOUR RESPONSE TO ANDREW, I

SEE A GREAT FAULT IN YOUR LOGIC.*** I DO AGREE

WITH YOU THAT COOKING MAY MATTER IN A PERFECT WIFE.

HOWEVER, READING GROO DOES NOT AT ALL MATTER IN A

GOOD WIFE. ANY SEMI-INTELLIGENT WOMAN SHOULD BE ABLE

TO READ GROO IN AT LEAST HER NATIVE LANGUAGE.

HOWEVER, I BELIEVE IT IS MORE IMPORTANT FOR A 

PERFECT WIFE TO ACTUALLY ENJOY READING GROO. IN

FACT IT IS MY OPINION THAT I WOULD RATHER HAVE

AN ILLITERATE WIFE, WHO REALLY LIKES LOOKING AT

SERGIO’S PRETTY PICTURES, THAN A WIFE, WHO IS 

CAPABLE OF READING GROO WHILE ALSO DESPISING IT

OF COURSE, I PERSONALLY HAVE SETTLED FOR A WIFE,

WHO CAN READ IN HER NATIVE LANGUAGE AND IS

INDIFFERENT TO GROO, BUT  TOLERATES GROO AND SOMETIMES

EVEN TAKES PLEASURE IN MY APPRECIATION OF IT.

LOGICALLY, ONE BENEFIT OF THIS ARRANGEMENT I HAVE 

IN MY MARRIAGE IS IF I EVER BECOME ILLITERATE

DUE TO TOO MUCH EXPOSURE TO GROO, THEN I MIGHT

HAVE SOMEONE TO READ IT TO ME.

THAT IS ALSO WHY EVERYONE, WHO IS SINGLE, SHOULD

DEFINATELT READ GROO IN MODERATION!***** ALTERNATELY, NO

ONE SHOULD BE A FOOL BY ATTEMPTING TO ACQUIRE TO

OR MORE WIVES, AS IN ONE TO READ AND HATE GROO

AND ONE TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES AND LIKE GROO,

BECAUSE THAT CAN CREATE ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE. ALSO

IF YOU ARE A PIRATE YOU SHOULD KNOW IT IS BAD 

LUCK TO EVEN HAVE ONE WOMAN ON A SHIP… NOT TO

MENTION ANY NUMBER OF GROO IMAGES ON BOARD WITHOUT

A LIKE-NUMBER OF RUFFERTOS. OH, AND LET’S NOT

EVEN TALK ABOUT HAVING TO WIVES ON A SHIP. THAT

WOULD SURELY RESULT IN A WAR!
 

BEST WISHES TO EVERYONE AND IF YOU ACTUALLY READ

EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE ANNOTATIONS, ANUALLY ON YOUR 

OWN, THEN CLEARLY YOU MUST UNFORTUNATELY BE A GROO

FAN AND HAVE SUFFERED ITS MENTAL SIDE EFFECTS. THAT 

COULD BE THE ONLY REASON ONE COULD EXPLAIN WHY

SOMEONE WOULD ERR AND WASTE THERE TIME BY NOT

USING ONE OF THE MANY AUTOMATED PIG LATIN 

TRANSLATORS AVAILABLE ON THE WEB.******

_TONE_
 
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*NOTE: LITERALLY TAKEN, ACCORDING TO YOUR FINAL REQUEST

TO THOSE, WHO ARE NOT PIRATES, YOU ONLY TECHNICALLY

ASKED FOR “THE ANSWER IN PIG LATIN, WITH

ANNOTATIONS.” WHICH I BELIEVE I HAVE SATISFIED WITH

A “YES” TO YOUR “ANYTHING GOOD?” QUESTION.** THEREFORE

TO THOSE OF US, WHO ARE NOT PIRATES, YOU ACTUALLY

DID NOT SPECIFY YOU WANTED ANSWERS TO PARTS OF

YOUR INQUIRY NOR DID YOU CLARIFY, WHICH PART OF YOUR 

INQUIRY YOU WOULD HAVE WANTED TO PRIORITIZE. AS A 

RESULT OF YOUR ERRING, I DEFAULTED TO THE LATTER

WHICH JUST SO ALSO HAPPENS TO CONVENIENTLY BE THE

EASIER OF THE TWO FOR ME TO PROVIDE A PROPER

RESPONSW FOR.

 

** NOTE: “THE ANSWER” IMPLIES SINGULAR RATHER THAN

PLURAL, THUS ONE ANSWER WAS GIVEN TO YOUR DUAL PART

INTERROGATIVE SENTENCE.
 

***NOTE: READ SECTION BELOW ABOUT READING GROO IN

MODERATION*****


NOTE: THIS IS VERY MUCH LIKE CONTESTANTS TRYING TO

ESTIMATE THE VALUE OF PRISES WHEN COMPETING TO GET

ON STAGE IN THE TV GAME SHOW “THE PRICE IS 

RIGHT”
 

***** NOTE: NOT THIS SECTION BELOW! I MEANT READ ON

WITHIN THE MAIN BODY OF TEXT.*******

 

******NOTE: MAYBE YOU SHOULD MODERATE YOUR READING OF

GROO IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID ITS SIDE EFFECTS AND SAVE

YOURSELF FROM ERRING SO MUCH!
 

******* NOTE: ACTUALLY READING THIS JUST PROVES THE THIRD
ANNOTATION FURTHER! SHEESH.
 
And just think all those pig faced Romand died out just because Atilla the hun's army wanted Bacon! Thanks for the entertainment.
 
Tom Gatto
Professional Pirate Annoyer.
Ameateur Pig Latin Translator.
Troo Groo fan. 
And Definately not a pirate!
 		 	   		  
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