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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Well I'm ate the other end of the Spectrum, being a
Network Administrator and I face people like you every day, however I've never
attributed their failure to use computers to Grooness, but now I'll explore it
and see how much the Inner Groo afects your keyboard
performance.</FONT></DIV>
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<A title=Groosagi16@cs.com
href="mailto:Groosagi16@cs.com">Groosagi16@cs.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=Groop@groo.com
href="mailto:Groop@groo.com">Groop@groo.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, May 14, 2003 4:24
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: [Groop]I'm not Dead
Yet</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV><FONT face=arial,helvetica><FONT size=2>In a message dated
5/14/2003 4:04:08 AM Eastern Daylight Time, <A
href="mailto:GaryG@DOR.WA.GOV">GaryG@DOR.WA.GOV</A> writes: <BR><BR><BR>
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TYPE="CITE">Anywho, I have been feeling very discombobulated and out of
touch with my <BR>Groopie friends lately. My computer woes continue as
my computer keeps <BR>coming up with new ways to confound my computer
vendor, who at least is <BR>fixing things (or trying to) for no charge.
I myself have concluded that <BR>the primary reason for the problems
is the fact that I am a Groo fan, </FONT><FONT lang=0 face=Arial
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FAMILY="SANSSERIF"><BR>----------------->Y'know, I too have had an
inordinate amount of computer conundrums. What can I say-I get my
fingers atop a keyboard, and it isn't very long before the poor sucker has
crashed. I used to attribute it all to my own personal schlemazelism,
but now, through your words, I have attained higher understanding.
Reality is these things do occur BECAUSE I am a Groo fan. There is
absolutely no doubt or question. With the grace of that insight
further mental considerations become available. As my mind (slowly)
grasped at the enormity of the Groo fan/computer crash phenomenon the true
nature of of this wondrous technology came apparent. Compters are not
computers. Rather, computers are boats. And because we, as Groo
fans, act as embodiments of the 2-dimensional barbarian in this 3-dimensional
frame of reference, we crash--err (pronounced "err")--sink computers.
Yup. That's what it is.
<BR><BR> Man, I love sailing the internet.
<BR><BR>Later, <BR>A <BR><BR>p.s. Sorry about Zevonifying your subject
heading. It had to be done. <BR>p.p.s. I am Groosagi--Going on
Groosagi.</FONT>
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