[From nobody Fri Jun 25 12:10:22 2004 X-Apparently-To: cowmageddon@yahoo.com via 206.190.39.128; Thu, 24 Jun 2004 16:56:51 -0700 X-YahooFilteredBulk: 68.168.78.202 X-Originating-IP: [68.168.78.202] Return-Path: <octobertwilight@adelphia.net> Received: from 68.168.78.202 (EHLO mta10.adelphia.net) (68.168.78.202) by mta116.mail.sc5.yahoo.com with SMTP; Thu, 24 Jun 2004 16:56:51 -0700 Received: from bookofevil ([68.233.34.120]) by mta10.adelphia.net (InterMail vM.6.01.03.02 201-2131-111-104-20040324) with ESMTP id <20040624235649.LSSY12887.mta10.adelphia.net@bookofevil>; Thu, 24 Jun 2004 19:56:49 -0400 From: "Amy Swartz" <octobertwilight@adelphia.net> To: "Dana " <damann@pobox.com>, "Heather Breter" <Heather51972@aol.com>, "Jason Roberts" <cowmageddon@yahoo.com>, <Poopydue72@aol.com>, "Marilyn Barninger" <mbarninger@eriesd.iu5.org> Subject: FW: Brain Cramps Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 19:56:51 -0400 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0007_01C45A25.640E8720" X-Priority: 3 (Normal) X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook, Build 10.0.6626 Importance: Normal X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1409 Content-Length: 6828 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0007_01C45A25.640E8720 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable =20 =20 -----Original Message----- From: Kiddo [mailto:kiddo@mountainlodge.com]=20 Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 11:00 AM To: Amy Swartz; Bob; Bob; Darlene/Ken; Donnie; Favorite Bro; Kevin = Swartz; Jay; Ginnofran@wmconnect.com; Jakeronn@wmconnect.com; Mike Divelbiss; = Pat Carlisle; Randy & Julie; My Son; Mike Biondi Subject: Brain Cramps =20 =20 Brain Cramps =20 Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would = not live forever! , because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"=20 --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.=20 ``````````````````````````````````=20 "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the = world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with = all those flies and death and stuff."=20 --Mariah Carey=20 `````````````````````````````````````````=20 "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of = your life,"=20 --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.=20 `````````````````````````````````````````````````=20 "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"=20 --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.=20 `````````````````````````````````````````````=20 "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates = in=20 the country,"=20 --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.=20 `````````````````````````````=20 "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are = the president."=20 --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.=20 ````````````````````````````````````````````````````=20 "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and = I'm just the one to do it,"=20 --A congressional candidate in Texas.=20 ````````````````````````````=20 "Half this game is ninety percent mental."=20 --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark=20 ``````````````````````````````````=20 "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities = in our air and water that are doing it."=20 --Al Gore, Vice President=20 ```````````````````=20 "It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or=20 another"=20 --George Bush, US President=20 ``````````````````````=20 "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."=20 --Dan Quayle=20 `````````` !=20 "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"=20 --Lee Iacocca=20 ```````````=20 "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from = the=20 truth. I assisted in furthering that version."=20 --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.=20 ````````````````````````````````````````` !=20 "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like=20 Norman Einstein."=20 --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.=20 ````````````````````````````````````````````=20 "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of=20 people."=20 --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.=20 ````````````````````````````````! `=20 "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."=20 --Bill Clinton, President=20 ``````````````````=20 "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."=20 --Al Gore, VP=20 ``````````=20 "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."=20 --Keppel Enderbery=20 ```````````````=20 "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we = received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there = is a change in your circumstances."=20 --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina=20 ````````````````````````````````````````````=20 "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as = they=20 go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the = next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."=20 --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman=20 ````````````````````````=20 ...Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to your other brilliant friends, as I = am doing=20 =20 ------=_NextPart_000_0007_01C45A25.640E8720 Content-Type: text/html; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <html> <head> <META HTTP-EQUIV=3D"Content-Type" CONTENT=3D"text/html; = charset=3Dus-ascii"> <meta name=3DGenerator content=3D"Microsoft Word 10 (filtered)"> <style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} a:link, span.MsoHyperlink {color:blue; text-decoration:underline;} a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed {color:purple; text-decoration:underline;} span.EmailStyle18 {font-family:Arial; color:navy;} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style> </head> <body bgcolor=3Dwhite lang=3DEN-US link=3Dblue vlink=3Dpurple> <div class=3DSection1> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>&nbsp;</span></font></p> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>&nbsp;</span></font></p> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DTahoma><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Tahoma'>-----Original Message-----<br> <b><span style=3D'font-weight:bold'>From:</span></b> Kiddo [mailto:kiddo@mountainlodge.com] <br> <b><span style=3D'font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> </span></font><font = size=3D2 face=3DTahoma><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>Thursday, January 22, 2004</span></font><font size=3D2 face=3DTahoma><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'> </span></font><font size=3D2 = face=3DTahoma><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>11:00 = AM</span></font><font size=3D2 face=3DTahoma><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'><br> <b><span style=3D'font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> Amy Swartz; Bob; Bob; Darlene/Ken; Donnie; Favorite Bro; Kevin Swartz; Jay; = Ginnofran@wmconnect.com; Jakeronn@wmconnect.com; Mike Divelbiss; Pat Carlisle; Randy &amp; Julie; = My Son; Mike Biondi<br> <b><span style=3D'font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> Brain = Cramps</span></font></p> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span = style=3D'font-size: 12.0pt'>&nbsp;</span></font></p> <div> <div> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial'>&nbsp;</span></font></p> </div> <table class=3DMsoNormalTable border=3D0 cellspacing=3D0 cellpadding=3D0 = width=3D"100%" style=3D'width:100.0%' id=3D"mod_EDIMAINTABLE"> <tr> <td width=3D"100%" style=3D'width:100.0%;padding:0in 0in 0in = 1.5pt;rem_PADDING-LEFT: 0px; cursor:auto' id=3D"mod_EDITEXTREGION"> <div> <p class=3DMsoNormal><strong><b><u><font size=3D7 color=3Dred = face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:36.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red'>B</span></font></u= ></b></strong><strong><b><u><font size=3D5 color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:18.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black'>rain = </span></span></font></u></b></strong><strong><b><u><font size=3D7 color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:36.0pt; = font-family:Arial;color:black'>C</span></span></font></u></b></strong><st= rong><b><u><font size=3D5 color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:18.0pt; = font-family:Arial;color:black'>ramps</span></span></font></u></b></strong= ><strong><b><font size=3D5 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = color:black;font-weight:bold?><span style=3D'font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'> = </span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:13.5pt; font-family:Arial;color:black'>&nbsp;&nbsp; = </span></font></b></strong><b><font size=3D4 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> <br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'></span><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'>Question: If = you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: &quot;I would not live = forever! , because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to = live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I = would not live forever,&quot;</span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = face=3DArial><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'> <br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dpurple face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:purple;font-weight:bold= '>--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = font-family:Arial;color:black?><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> <br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: = 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'>``````````````````= ```````````````` <br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dgreen = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:green'></span><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'= >&quot;Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I = can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all = those flies and death and stuff.&quot;</span></font></b><font size=3D2 = color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'> <br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dgreen face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:green;font-weight:bold'= >--Mariah Carey </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dgreen face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:green;font-weight:bold'= >`````````````````````````````````````````</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'> <br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dolive = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:olive'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dolive face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:olive'>&quot;Smoking kills. If you're = killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,&quot; = </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dolive face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:olive;font-weight:bold'= >--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal = anti-smoking campaign. <br> ````````````````````````````````````````````````` = </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:navy'>&quot;I've never had major knee surgery = on any other part of my body,&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 = color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black?><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>= </span>--Winston Bennett, </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy = face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>= University</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:navy;font-weight:bold'> of </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:navy;font-weight:bold'>Kentucky</span></font></b><b><font = size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:navy;font-weight:bold'> basketball forward. <br> ````````````````````````````````````````````` = </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:teal'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:teal'>&quot;Outside of the killings, = </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family: Arial;color:teal'>Washington</span></font><font size=3D2 = color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal'> has one of the lowest crime rates in <br> the country,&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold'>= --Mayor Marion Barry, </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal = face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold'>= Washington</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold'>, </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 = color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal; font-weight:bold'>DC</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal; font-weight:bold'>. <br> ````````````````````````````` </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 = color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dred FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:red'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dred face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:red'>&quot;I'm not going to have some = reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.&quot; = </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dred face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red;font-weight:bold'>-= -Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. <br> ```````````````````````````````````````````````````` = </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblue FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:blue'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblue face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:blue'>&quot;That lowdown scoundrel deserves to = be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,&quot; = </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span color:black?><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblue face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue;font-weight:bold'>= </span>--A congressional candidate in </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 = color=3Dblue face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue; font-weight:bold'>Texas</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 = color=3Dblue face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue; font-weight:bold'>. </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dmaroon FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = font-family:Arial;color:maroon;font-weight:bold?><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:maroon;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dmaroon face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:maroon;font-weight:bold= '>```````````````````````````` </span></span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black; font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:black'><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'>&quot;Half this game is ninety = percent mental.&quot; <br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dmaroon face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:maroon;font-weight:bold= '></span>--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark <br> `````````````````````````````````` </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dgreen = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:green'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dgreen face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:green'>&quot;It isn't pollution that's = harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are = doing it.&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dgreen face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:green;font-weight:bold'= ></span>--Al Gore, Vice President <br> ``````````````````` </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:black'><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'></span>&quot;It's= no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or <br> another&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>= --George </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>= Bush</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:navy;font-weight:bold'>, </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 = color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy; font-weight:bold'>US</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy; font-weight:bold'> President <br> `````````````````````` </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 = color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dolive = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:olive'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dolive face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:olive'>&quot;I love </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dolive face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family: Arial;color:olive'>California</span></font><font size=3D2 = color=3Dolive face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:olive'>. I practically grew up in </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dolive = face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:olive'>Phoenix</span></= font><font size=3D2 color=3Dolive face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:olive'>.&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dolive face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:olive;font-weight:bold'= ></span>--Dan Quayle <br> `````````` </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'>! <br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:navy;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>= &quot;We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?&quot; = </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>= --Lee Iacocca <br> ```````````</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'> <br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dred FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:red'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dred face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:red'>&quot;I was provided with additional = input that was radically different from the <br> truth. I assisted in furthering that version.&quot; = </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = font-family:Arial;color:black?><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dred face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red;font-weight:bold'><= /span>--Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony. <br> ````````````````````````````````````````` </span></font></b><b><font = size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'>! <br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblue FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:blue'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblue face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:blue'>&quot;The word &quot;genius&quot; isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like <br> Norman Einstein.&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblue face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue;font-weight:bold'>= --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &amp;sports analyst. <br> ````````````````````````````````````````````</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'> <br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dmaroon = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:maroon'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dmaroon face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:maroon'>&quot;We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of <br> people.&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dmaroon face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:maroon;font-weight:bold= '>--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. <br> ````````````````````````````````! `</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'> <br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dred FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:red'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dred face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:red'>&quot;If we don't succeed, we run the = risk of failure.&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dred face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red;font-weight:bold'><= /span>--Bill Clinton, President <br> ``````````````````</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'> <br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:navy'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:navy'>&quot;We are ready for an unforeseen = event that may or may not occur.&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black?><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>= </span>--Al Gore, VP <br> `````````` </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dpurple = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:purple'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dpurple face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:purple'>&quot;Traditionally, most of = </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dpurple face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family: Arial;color:purple'>Australia</span></font><font size=3D2 = color=3Dpurple face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:purple'>'s imports come from overseas.&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 = color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black?><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dpurple face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:purple;font-weight:bold= '></span>--Keppel Enderbery </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:navy;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>= ``````````````` </span></span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dnavy><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:navy'><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:teal'><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:teal'>&quot;Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. = May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your = circumstances.&quot; </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span color:black?><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold'>= </span>--Department of Social Services, </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal = face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold'>= Greenville</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold'>, </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 = color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal; font-weight:bold'>South Carolina</span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dteal face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold'> <br> ```````````````````````````````````````````` = </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dred FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:red'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dred face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:red'>&quot;If somebody has a bad heart, they = can plug this jack in at night as they <br> go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. = &nbsp;And the <br> next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.&quot; = </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = font-family:Arial;color:black?><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:black'><br> </span></font><b><font size=3D2 color=3Dred face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red;font-weight:bold'><= /span>--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman </span></font></b><b><font size=3D2 = color=3Dblack FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-weight:bold?><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; color:black;font-weight:bold'><br> </span></font></b><font size=3D2 color=3Dred FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;color:red'></span><br> </span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dred face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; = font-family:Arial;color:red'>````````````````````````</span></font><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black'> <br> <br> </span></font><font size=3D5 color=3Dblue face=3DArial = FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span = style=3D'font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue'>...</span></font>= <font size=3D4 color=3Dblue face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span font-family:Arial;color:blue?><span = style=3D'font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Arial; color:blue'>Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to your other brilliant = friends, as I am doing</span></span></font><font color=3Dblack face=3DArial FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span style=3D'font-family:Arial;color:black'> = </span></font></p> </div> </td> </tr> </table> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span = style=3D'font-size: 12.0pt'>&nbsp;</span></font></p> </div> </div> </body> </html> ------=_NextPart_000_0007_01C45A25.640E8720-- ]