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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Sorry - off topic but darn funny !!!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2><EM>A man from Winnipeg calls his son in
Calgary two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have
to tell you that mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
enough." <BR>"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. <BR>"We can't
stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Vancouver
and tell her." <BR>Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"No way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this." <BR>She
calls Winnipeg immediately and screams at her father, "You are not getting
divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother
back, and we'll both be there by tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU
HEAR ME?" and hangs up. <BR>The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his
wife. </EM></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2><EM>"Okay," he says," they're both coming
for Christmas and paying their own way".</EM></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>:o)</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>GC</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>