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<p class=MsoNormal><st1:City><st1:place><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Gary</span></font></st1:place></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>,<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>You
said:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>“Actually, we'd confiscate their card, kick them out
of the Groop, and then eat them.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Tastefully Yours, Gary G”</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>I
am a bit confused by this though. Why would you eat the confiscated Groop membership
card? Does it have nutritional value? Can I use it in a survival situation
then? Lucky for me I have four Groop cards! If not, then would it not be better
to recycle the plastic than FORCE it to biodegrade in the manner you suggest?<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>When
I was much younger I accidentally swallowed a small yellow Lego brick with
black vertical “vent” lines printed on one side. Beside being slow
and rough going down due to its square corners, it also caused me to have highly
painful stomach and intestinal cramps. Fortunately my internal recycling
process took less than two hours then I was able to expel the “recycled”
Lego brick into an appropriate porcelain receptacle where I was blessed in
being able to see it without further effort. My internal recycling process had
miraculously produced a fully grey Lego brick of the same size and shape with
no “vent” lines.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>Hmm,
I should have realized this before. We all know </span></font><st1:City><st1:place><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Gary</span></font></st1:place></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> is highly
intelligent... he seems to be the best at collecting Groo. I bet </span></font><st1:City><st1:place><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Gary</span></font></st1:place></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> must have previously
known about the amazing abilities of the human internal recycling process, so
when he spoke of eating Groop cards he must have just forgotten to mention those
confiscated cards would all be orange. This way confiscated orange cards could
be recycled and processed into anniversary grey/silver cards. Isn’t </span></font><st1:City><st1:place><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Gary</span></font></st1:place></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> incredible
guys? He knows every method of saving us some money in producing our cards!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Tastefully Yours,<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>_<i><span style='font-style:italic'>TONE</span></i>_<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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