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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Jonny & Ryan,<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>I
myself do not drink alcohol at all.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>When
I was a teen I worked as a bar-back at a bar/billiards-hall/restaurant and
could see first hand how stupid some people got. Also, while working there I
encountered many women, who stated they prefer more sober guys, but unfortunately
there are not too many social venues to meet people at better than bars. I had
some very pleasant conversations with some of the female customers there, and even
though I was a teen I was given a number of phone numbers because they did not
realize I was under-age. </span></font><font size=2 face=Wingdings><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Wingdings;mso-ascii-font-family:Arial;
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mso-symbol-font-family:Wingdings'><span style='mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:
Wingdings'>J</span></span></font><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>When
in college I also worked as a night-time security guard at a residential building
in </span></font><st1:City><st1:place><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>New York City</span></font></st1:place></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>, which was
uptown along a strip of bars on </span></font><st1:Street><st1:address><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>2<sup>nd</sup>
Avenue</span></font></st1:address></st1:Street><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>. Not only did I get to see drunken stupidity
from people while working at that bar/restaurant/pool-hall, I also was “lucky”
enough to see how idiotic drunk people get after they exit the bars. There were
a number of dumb and jack-ass acts, which I was witness too and might rival
something Groo would do.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>One
instance, which stands out in particular was when one dude walked up to the
outside entry-way of the building I worked at with some of his buddies. They
were all joking loudly and laughing in an intoxicated state when the one guy
zipped open his pants, whipped out his noodle, and preceded to wiz directly in
my line of sight with his friends laughing at him because they knew I could
see. If that was not bad enough, the urinating fool was actually unaware of my
presence and was in fact drawing a big happy face with his urine stream. Let us
just say his happy face ended up turning into a sneer with a cigar trailing off
because when I came out he ran off peeing on himself with his willy-dink still
dangling.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>Besides
being completely straight-edged (sober and drug-free) myself, some of my truly
best friends are recovered alcoholics. They were good people before they
stopped drinking, but once they kicked the habit they were better for it even
more so.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>John T., <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>As
for the indulgences of Gary and myself, I am surprised I was second on that
list. I know I tend to be quite verbose in my writing, but in the past months I
thought I stepped back quite a bit from posting to the Groop. I had a lot going
on (new job, charity event organization, holidays, Xbox 360!), so I am
surprised I resulted in being the second top poster. Alas, I still will never
be able to surpass the extent of </span></font><st1:City><st1:place><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Gary</span></font></st1:place></st1:City><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>’s
Groo-abilities. </span></font><font size=2 face=Wingdings><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Wingdings;mso-ascii-font-family:Arial;
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mso-symbol-font-family:Wingdings'><span style='mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:
Wingdings'>J</span></span></font><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><span style='mso-tab-count:1'> </span>By
the way, even though I may have stepped away from Groo and the Groop in the
past couple of months, I have to admit I did JUST pick up my reserved copies of
the first two “Hell on Earth” books today. I suppose that constitutes
moderation since I did not kick the Groo habit. </span></font><font size=2
face=Wingdings><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Wingdings;mso-ascii-font-family:
Arial;mso-hansi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-char-type:
symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:Wingdings'><span style='mso-char-type:symbol;
mso-symbol-font-family:Wingdings'>J</span></span></font><font size=2
face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>_<i><span style='font-style:italic'>TONE</span></i>_<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
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