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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=blue face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue'>Eli,<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=blue face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue'>Groo has been controlling my brain for
years. The proof is that I work for the government and have received two
promotions in the last two years. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=blue face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue'>I had a </span></font><font size=2
face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>pneumoencephalogram<font
color=blue><span style='color:blue'> way back when and when the worst fears of
the doctors were not realized, the following announcement was made over the
intercom to the entire school I was attending at the time: “They operated
on Gary’s head and found nothing.” <o:p></o:p></span></font></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 color=blue face=Arial><span style='font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue'>This could explain a lot…<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>
groop-bounces@groo.com [mailto:groop-bounces@groo.com] <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>elisiaone.iwon<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Monday, April 20, 2009 10:58
AM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> groop@groo.com<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [Groop] (no subject)</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>I received the first Groop e-mail in a couple weeks last week. <br>
Anybody else experience the bliss of not receiving Groop e-mails? <br>
J. k., sort of. <br>
Check out this overpriced inflation:<br>
<br>
http://shop.ebay.com/%09%09%20%09%20Images%20of%20Groo?_from=R40&_trksid=p284.m38.l1313&_nkw=%09%09+%09+Images+of+Groo&_sacat=See-All-Categories&_naf=1<br>
<br>
I have a whole set I'll sell for $1,000. <br>
<br>
There was another guy selling different individual cards of the Wildstorm reg.
set w/ the same picture, which I found Groolike. <br>
He ended them all I think as well.<br>
<br>
Groo Parade should have been Groo <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
title=Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis>Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis</a>.
<br>
It's the longest word in the dictionary and would've coincided nicely with the
HOE series, since it means a lung disease caused by silica dust
(http://www.workershealth.com.au/facts060.html). <br>
Groo Q... should be Groo Que. <br>
It rhymes like the Minstrel does. <br>
The Groo R... should be Ridiculousness, because it is a long word as well and
sums up Groo. <br>
I second neener, neener, neener.<br>
<br>
Gary, you're in a video game right now. Groo is controlling you.<br>
<br>
Aussies, all I have to say is Hewitt!<br>
<br>
Thank you and Good Nightmares,<br>
Eli Stamp<br>
<br>
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