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Help!<BR>
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About 9 months ago I knocked my lovely wife up, and she is due any day now.<BR>
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I already have 2 rug rats at home which made the inheritance thing a cinch.<BR>
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The old method was simply as follows;<BR>
1- Give the first borne son all of my Groo stuff, as I could never divide it up.<BR>
2- Give the second son everything else, sure it's worth much more in terms of $ but no Groos (poor child).<BR>
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With a third child coming how can I possibly be fair?<BR>
No half of anything could = 1 Groo collection (I even have the old pacific Comics and stuff like that). <BR>
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My wife won't let me sell 1 of the kids to gypsies, no matter how much that will help with inheritance and the like.<BR>
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Perplexedly yours:<BR>
T. Gatto<BR>
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P.S. Hey the Spell checker did not hit on Perplexedly, and I thought I'd just made that word up!<BR>
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P.P.S. Rick Loomis, the Umpire really made a bad call on that super long game that went into extra innings the other night. <BR>
Or are you not a Pittsburgh Pirate?<BR> </div></body>
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