[Groop]He is not too too!

[City Hunter]

Alright, that's it.  No more Mr.Nice Guy.  Enough is enough!

Groo is not a mass murderer and that's final final.  If you don't agree,
I'll wack you with ice-cream stick, smack you with dried fish and wring your
neck like a corkscrew.  Or send Groo to you - you can tell him straight
about what you think of him.

Jeffrey "O, the wisest of wisest" Lim
"There are none as blind as those who choose not to see."

P.S. I can vote on this.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Daniel Bron" <djb235@nyu.edu>
To: <Groop@groo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, January 23, 2001 7:30 AM
Subject: [Groop]He is too!


> Hello folks,
>
> Since I am the absolute authority on everything, I'm going to settle this
> dispute once & for all time.
>
> Groo *IS* a mass murderer.  My definition of "mass murderer" is a person
> kills a lot of people on purpose, without justification.  Groo has killed
> many many people, without being provoked, and for no other reason than to
> enjoy the fray.  He therefore fits the definition nicely.  A lot of
> objections to this idea have been raised, but think of it this way:  if
you
> did what Groo did, you would be arrested.
>
> Now, given this, why don't we think Groo is evil?  I think it's because
> he's ignorant; he knows not what he does.  That doesn't EXCUSE his
actions,
> mind you, just explains why we don't think he's evil.  And the fact that
> he's a fictional character gives us the freedom to take him as he is
> presented:  a comic idiot.  I have the idea in my head that if he were
> real, he'd be about a foot tall (with his world to scale).  I can't help
> but think of him as "the little guy".  He's cute, he's funny, he's dumb,
> and he's a mass murderer.  It's as simple as that.
>
> Now that that is settled, we can move on,
>
> -That Guy "who is final arbiter of all things," Daniel
>
> PS:  The doggy's nice, though.