[Groop]Gas those Darn Ants

Rick Loomis rick@flyingbuffalo.com
Fri, 01 Jun 2001 14:27:17

   Don't listen to them.  Hey, you want to KILL those furshlugginer ants,
don't you? Ya gotta use something that is dangerous! These eco-freaks want
you to slap the ants lightly on the wrist and ask them to go stand in the
corner. I've used gasoline - it works great.  Trust me. What?  No, I've
always had no eyebrows. 

(Seriously, I recommend something called AMDRO. I got it at my local
nursery and it works great.)

>From: Lawrence Steller <sheikofentropy@yahoo.com>
>To: groop@groo.com
>Subject: [Groop]OT: THEM! (More About Gary's Ants)
>I did pest control for about a year, and UNIRABBIT's
>husband ZOOKEEPER has been running his own pest
>control company in Florida (which I believe is
>Seminole "for too many @#$% ants") for years, and if
>she's currently lurking will probably be happy to
>answer questions for you. If Gary wants to contact
>her, and can't get through to her directly, email me
>privately and we'll arrange something.
>Do I have to remind you how dangerously FLAMMABLE
>gasoline is? 
>And that's not the only reason you shouldn't use it as
>a pesticide! People forget how VERY POISONOUS it is to
>humans (okay, and to ants too). Not just injesting it,
>but it seeps into your skin and does nasty stuff to
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