[Groop]OT : jokes...Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Azamin]

I got this from a friend

QUESTION - Why did the chicken cross the road?

 KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
 To get to the other side.

 ARISTOTLE:
 It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

 RONALD REAGAN:
 I forget.

 ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT:
 Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its
 dominant  market position. The chicken was faced with significant
challenges to
 create  and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive

market.
 Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the
 chicken by  rethinking its physical distribution strategy and
implementation
 processes.
 Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken
 use its  skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to
align the
 chicken  people, processes and technology in support of its overall
strategy
 within a  Program Management framework.

 RICHARD M. NIXON:
 The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross

 the  road.

 COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
 In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need
one
 driver  to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle
of
the
 road.

 JERRY SEINFELD:
 Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to
 ask,  "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the

 place,  anyway?"

 BILL GATES:
 I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only
 cross  roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance
 your  checkbook.

 MAHATHIR:
 You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama' chicken-chicken
 bisnes....the  foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic
affairs and just
 leave  our chickens alone..... if they want to...'apa nama' cross the
road,
 they should  be allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a democratic
country,we let
 our  chickens do whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't
threaten
 the  Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to
do
 so...we  won't hesitate to use the ISA...

 ABDULLAH BADAWI:
 Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar
 angin ini  semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah

belahkan
 perpaduan  ayam - ayam semua...jangan percaya..jangan percaya....

 SAMY VELLU
 ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan,
 itu ayam  musti guna jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu
ayam
mau
 pigi  jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey
banyak
 toll........

 KARAM SINGH VALIA:
 Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu Sedang
 melintas jalan,  mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan Malah membuang
najis
di atas jalan
 dan ini  adalah pencemaran Yang paling hebat di maya pada ini.
Bapa-bapa
dan
 ibu-ibu Ayam  haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam Agar

menahan najis
 sewaktu  melintas jalan, sekian saya
 Sudahi dengan.........

 Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
 Ayam di reban mati tak makan

 COLONEL SANDERS:
 I missed one?

 BILL CLINTON :
 I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...