[Groop]Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? 

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Albert Einstein: 

  Whether the chicken crossed the road or the
  road crossed the chicken depends on your
  frame of reference. 

Sir Isaac Newton: 

  Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest.
  Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

The Beatles: 

  To be free as a bird! 

Bill the Cat: 

  Ack!  Thpppbt! 

Caesar: 

  It came, it saw, it crossed. 

Howard Cosell: 

  It may very well have been one of the most
  astonishing events to grace the annals of
  history.  A historic, unprecedented avian,
  blipped with the temerity to attempt such a
  Herculean achievement formerly relegated to
  homo sapien pedestrians, is truly a
  remarkable occurence. 

Martin Luther King: 

  It had a dream. 

Captain Kirk: 

  To boldly go where no chicken has gone
  before. 

Mr. Spock: 

  It was not logical for the chicken to do
  so, but I have frequently observed that
  the behavior of chickens is not logical. 

Stan Laurel: 

  I'm sorry, Ollie.  It escaped when I opened
  the coop. 

Roseanne Barr: 

  Urrrp.  What chicken? 

Groucho Marx: 

  Chicken?  What's all this talk about a
  chicken?  Why, I had an uncle who thought
  he was a chicken.  My aunt almost divorced
  him, but we needed the eggs. 

Jack Nicholson: 

  'Cause it (censored) wanted to.  That's the
  (censored) reason. 

Richard Nixon: 

  That part of our conversation was
  accidentally erased. 

George Orwell: 

  Because Big Brother was watching to make
  sure that it did cross the road, although
  in its heart, it never did. 

Carl Sagan: 

  To see the billions and billions of stars. 

Mark Twain: 

  The news of its crossing has been greatly
  exaggerated. 

Luke Skywalker: 

  Because the Force was with it. 

Darth Vader: 

  Because it could not resist the power of
  the Dark Side. 

Dr. Seuss: 

  Would you, could you cross the street 
  On your two small chicken feet? 

  I would not, could not cross the street 
  On my two small chicken feet. 
  Across the road I will not scram 
  Even though a fowl I am. 

  Would you cross it in Japan 
  To flee Godzilla and Rodan? 

  Not in Japan 
  Godzilla and Rodan. 
  I would not, could not cross the street 
  On my two small chicken feet. 
  Across the road I will not scram 
  Even thought a fowl I am. 

  Would you cross the street and cluck 
  and jump to avoid a speeding truck? 

  Not with a cluck 
  To avoid a truck.
  Not in Japan 
  Godzilla and Rodan. 
  I would not, could not cross the street 
  On my two small chicken feet. 
  Across the road I will not scram 
  Even thought a fowl I am. 

  Would you hop across the road 
  As though you were a garden toad? 

  Not across the road 
  As though a toad.
  Not with a cluck 
  To avoid a truck.
  Not in Japan 
  Godzilla and Rodan. 
  I would not cross the street 
  On my two small chicken feet. 
  Across the road I will not scram 
  Even though a fowl I am. 

  Would you cross it in the night 
  Lit by passing car headlight? 

  Not in the night 
  With car headlight.
  Not across the road 
  As though a toad.
  Not with a cluck 
  To avoid a truck.
  Not in Japan 
  Godzilla and Rodan. 
  I would not cross the street 
  On my two small chicken feet. 
  Across the road I will not scram 
  Even though the fowl I am. 

  Please dear chicken give it a try 
  For across the road you cannot fly. 

  Alright.  Alright.  I'll give it a try 
  For it's true that chickens can't fly. 
  Hey!  It's not bad, in fact, it's neat! 
  Across the road I LOVE to scram. 
  I cross the road, a fowl I am! 

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