[Groop]ON-topic version: Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Larry Steller]

TARANTO: Come here little chicken, come closer, am I not yor
friend...?

SAGE: "Tis easier to cross a road than travel its full length!" 

MINSTREL:   A chicken's legs are made to walk, 
                        It's wings won't let it fly
                        But any hen wil flee and squawk
                        Whene'er  Groo  wanders by.!

PAL: Come, Drumm, let us go North, as word is that Groo is to the
South!
DRUMM: What chicken?

ARBA: Our Potion of Cowardice will render Groo utterly harmless!
Fetch me the final ingredient!
DAKARBA: Yes Arba, that would be "The Fearful Sweat off a
Pullet's Brow..."

GROO: Hey there, little chicken! You're lucky I gave up slaying,
because you look so tender, so plump, so juicy...

RUFFERTO: Grrrrrrrrr... Come back here, dinner, so Groo can slay
you!!!



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-Larry Steller
New York, New York

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