[Groop] Plea from The Princess of Chichester

Culdagor culdagor at netcabo.pt
Fri Jul 11 12:34:54 PDT 2003


I will gladly assist if associate Pal promises to buy me a house.

And I think that Dragon Farming is the wisest investment you could make at
this point.


----- Original Message -----
From: "Larry Steller" <mrgrooism at yahoo.com>
To: "Groop" <groop at groo.com>
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2003 9:18 PM
Subject: [Groop] Plea from The Princess of Chichester


> The Princess of Chichester,
> Kerplosk dairy producing community,
> Kingdom of Splotz
>
>
> Dear Sir,
>
> I am The Princess of Chichester, daughter of HRH King
> Tumunuo Bepojni, the king of Splotz Kingdom. I am 25
> years old, curvy in all the right places and heir to a
> great Dairy fortune.
>
> My father was the king of Splotz Kingdom the highest
> cheese-dip producing area in Mohisoe. He was in charge
> of receiving royalties from the multi-national dairy
> cartels and government on behalf of the cheese
> producing communities in Mohisoe. After the trampling
> of the Splotz Seven (7) including Lip Tesu Xoxe by the
> late dictator General Tepo Bebdib, my father suffered
> from Dutch Elm Disease and died in the fall of last
> year, and again this spring. But before his deaths, he
> summoned me and told me he has Twenty Three Million
> Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand Kopins
> (K23,560,000.00) in his possession, specially
> deposited in a bucket in the corner here.
>
> He advised me not to tell anybody except my mother who
> is the last wife of the (18) eighteen wives that he
> married. My mother did not bear any male child for
> him. Which implies that all my father's properties,
> companies, assets, slave labor camps, mulch heaps,
> abattoirs etc., we have no share in them because my
> mother has no male child according to Mohisoe
> Tradition. My father therefore secretly gave me all
> the relevant documents of the said money bucket, and
> told me that I should use this money with my mother
> and my younger sisters because he knows that
> traditionally, if he dies we cannot get anything, as
> inheritance. He importantly advised me that I should
> seek foreign assistance and that I should not invest
> this money here in Mohisoe because of his other wives
> and male children who happen to be my elders. I am
> soliciting for your immediate assistance to get a
> Bungalow for us, where I will live with my mother and
> two younger sisters and further advise me where and
> how I will invest the balance money overseas, possibly
> on products of your company and other profitable
> ventures. (However, my advisor Pal suggests we divest
> ourselves of cheese dip assets immediately).
>
> I believe that by the special grace of God, you will
> help us move this money out of Mohisoe to any country
> of your choice where we can invest this money
> judiciously with you. You are entitled to a reasonable
> part of this money based on our agreement, and God
> will bless you as you help us.
>
> Please, I needed you to kindly send me your contact
> information, including location of all assets,
> passwords, descriptions of secret handshakes, the
> combination to any safes in your possessions, your
> dog' name and his favorite snack, directions to your
> home plus listings of when you will be available or
> away for further dicussions regards to further
> development of furthering this transaction.
>
> Awaiting your response asap and God bless.
>
> Regards.
>
> The Princess of Chichester
>
> -----------------------
> Aside to The Groop:
>
> The line about the Bungalow is actually part of the
> original message!!!
>
> -----------------------
> Aside to the FBI:
>
> This is a parody, ok?
>
> -----------------------
>
>
> =====
> -------------------------------
> -Larry "Mr. Grooism" Steller
> Mendicant Second Class
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