[Groop]I'm not Dead Yet

[Culdagor]

Well I'm ate the other end of the Spectrum, being a Network Administrator and I face people like you every day, however I've never attributed their failure to use computers to Grooness, but now I'll explore it and see how much the Inner Groo  afects your keyboard performance.
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Groosagi16 at cs.com 
  To: Groop at groo.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, May 14, 2003 4:24 PM
  Subject: Re: [Groop]I'm not Dead Yet


  In a message dated 5/14/2003 4:04:08 AM Eastern Daylight Time, GaryG at DOR.WA.GOV writes: 



    Anywho, I have been feeling very discombobulated and out of touch with my 
    Groopie friends lately.  My computer woes continue as my computer keeps 
    coming up with new ways to confound my  computer vendor, who at least is 
    fixing things (or trying to) for no charge.  I myself have concluded that 
    the primary reason for the problems is the fact that I am a Groo fan, 


  ----------------->Y'know, I too have had an inordinate amount of computer conundrums.  What can I say-I get my fingers atop a keyboard, and it isn't very long before the poor sucker has crashed.  I used to attribute it all to my own personal schlemazelism, but now, through your words, I have attained higher understanding.  Reality is these things do occur BECAUSE I am a Groo fan.  There is absolutely no doubt or question.   With the grace of that insight further mental considerations become available.  As my mind (slowly) grasped at the enormity of the Groo fan/computer crash phenomenon the true nature of of this wondrous technology came apparent.  Compters are not computers.  Rather, computers are boats.  And because we, as Groo fans, act as embodiments of the 2-dimensional barbarian in this 3-dimensional frame of reference, we crash--err (pronounced "err")--sink computers.  Yup.  That's what it is.   

        Man, I love sailing the internet. 

  Later, 
  A 

  p.s. Sorry about Zevonifying your subject heading.  It had to be done. 
  p.p.s. I am Groosagi--Going on Groosagi. 


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