[Groop] Mulch (somewhat on-topic)

[Pengyfelix at aol.com]

Sign seen on a restaurant on the way home today:

"Self storage and mulch, call" and a phone number.

Now, I like mulch as much as the next Groopier, but I do not think I would 
eat at a restaurant that advertises mulch.

Off topic, but a Groo-brained idea nonetheless:  I was poking around in the 
US Patent Office's searchable patent database and found patent 6,241,575: 
"Brassiere having integrated inflatable bladders for the holding of comestible 
liquids."  Apparently, it is a bra with Capri-Sun-type pouches in the cups for 
smuggling beverages into situations where they would be socially unacceptable. 
Issues not addressed in the patent application:
1) How to keep beverage cold.
2)  Who might want to drink a beverage that has been warming up under 
someone's blouse?
3)  What happens when you drink one cup empty and not the other?

Janet
Just trying to stimulate the discussion.  It's been a bit sparse lately.
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