[Groop] Dumb old GrooGrams!

[Elie A. Harriett]

I haven't been in Groo Grams yet ---- I don't know why, I've been too 
frightened to put my thoughts down in print (yet I don't have a problem 
with email?!?).

Something about Groos being a collectible.  Picture it: this is the year 
2175 and some collector wearing silver space boots and driving a '74 
Space Volvo pays one hundred million space dollars for the issue of Groo 
that my dumb letter appeared in.  The letter is so poorly worded and 
unintelligible that this space comic collector thinks we were all a 
bunch of Neanderthal monkeys back in the year 2006.  Well it turns out 
the guy is a social anthropologist doing a report on our culture in the 
start of the 21st century and bases his whole government-funded study on 
my stinking letter to Groo Grams.  And because of that one letter that 
ME foolishly inserted into an issue of Groo, I have shamed and 
dishonored an entire generation.  And what's worse, the anthropologist's 
study is so well received that his report becomes the standard study 
guide for all preconceived notions of our generation.  Suddenly because 
of my letter it looks like everyone that lived today was taking the 
short space bus to school.  WELL SIR, I WON'T HAVE IT!!

Janet, however, was published in one of the miniseries a few years ago.  
I was so proud of her.

Elie "/and if you think I'm paranoid, you should meet my parents/" Harriett


>
> */Larry Steller <mrgrooism at yahoo.com>/* wrote:
>
>     1) First, let's take nominations for the dumbest, most pointless
>     GrooGram ever published from a member of The Groop. I think I may be a
>     shoe-in, but let's see if anyone else's is dumber and more pointless.
>     After nominations are in we'll vote on them!
>
>     2) Also, which of us active in the Groop now can cite the EARLIEST
>     GrooGram published?
>
>     3) How about the MOST GrooGrams published (again, active Groop)?
>