[Groop] From the Loyal Son:

[Tone at moon-shine.net]

Larry,

You do realize that link you sent for the cocktail sword-picks was for  
a box of 1000, right?!

Gary is only one man, who could possibly wield two swords effectively  
or perhaps 20 ineffectively if he glued/taped them to his fingers and  
toes. Therefore, if by chance just a couple of scout ants discovered  
Gary's cache of excess swords, Gary would surely be done for. Ants can  
carry a lot of weight and they have six legs, which they could  
potentially glue the swords to!
Not only that, but the swords come in different colors, which means  
the ants could much more easily wage an effective strategy against  
Gary with different regiments wielding different colored swords.
_TONE_