[Groop] Groo Holiday Game

Chris Emmett mygodaplum at yahoo.co.uk
Thu Dec 17 01:59:47 PST 2009

Another #1!

1. Groo, so everyone else can have a happy Christmas, or at least survive their Christmas. Oh, *not* Groo. Then I'd have Rufferto. Sneaky, huh?

2. A pre-packaged fray for Rufferto. And a roast chicken.

3. None but he would accidentally collapse the workshop.

4. Groo would eat them raw. Mmm, popsicles.

5. A turnip.

6. a

7. Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade

8. d, for the laughs. All the rest are too straight.

9. Arba, or is it Dakarba?

10. Taranto, Drumm and Arcadio.

11. Rufferto, Chakaal and Mulch.

12. Granny Groo, Grooella and the Floom-Floom.

13. a) Perfume.
b) Dog-sword.
c) More perfume!
d) Mirror.
e) A tri-cycle.

14. Groo, Chakaal and Taranto.

15. Chakaal, Groo's Mother and the lady from the Death of Groo whose name escapes me.

16. Nibble first and then eat their way through them.

17. Granny Groo.

18. Life

--- On Wed, 16/12/09, Rocky Smith <mulch3 at hotmail.com> wrote:

> From: Rocky Smith <mulch3 at hotmail.com>
> Alright you mendicants and witches, it's time for the
> First Annual GROO Holiday Game!
> 1.  Which character from the world of Groo (other from
> Groo) would you most like to have over for Holiday Dinner
> and why?
> 2.  What ideal gift, if you were Santa in Groo's
> world, would you leave under your character's tree this
> year? (the character mentioned above).
> 3.  How many of Santa's elves do you think Groo
> would accidentally slay if he wandered up to the North
> Pole?
> 4.  How many penquins do you think Groo and Rufferto
> might roast if they wandered up to the North Pole?
> 5.  If you made a Groo snowman, which vegetable would
> you use for his nose?
> 6.  If Groo crashed Grooella's Christmas Masked
> Ball, which of the following foods would he name his second
> favorite (behind cheese dip of course):
> a.  Roast pig
> b.  Almond Log
> c.  Mince Pies
> d.  Coconut 'Snow Bombs'
> e.  Dragon Flambe
> 7.  What yuletide favorite would the Minstrel most
> likely sing/play first?
> 8.  Which of the following classic Christmas grouches
> would last the longest in a duel against Groo? 
> a.  Dr. Suess's Grinch (HOW THE GRINCH STOLE
> b.  The Abominable Snowman (aka "The Bumble)
> c.  Ebenezer Scrooge (A CHRISTMAS CAROL)
> d.  Kevin McCallister (HOME ALONE)
> e.  Mr. Potter (IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE)
> g.  Scut Farkus (A CHRISTMAS STORY) (and yes -
> that's how his name is spelled on both IMDB and
> wikipedia . . .)
> h.  Heat Miser
> 9.  Which Groo character (including Groo) would you
> most like to meet under the mistletoe?
> 10.  Which three (3) GROO characters would top
> Santa's 'naughty' list?
> 11.  Which three (3) GROO characters would you most
> like to go sledding with?
> 12.  Which GROO character, besides Groo and Rufferto,
> would you most like to see made into an ornament?
> 13.  What 'secret santa' gift would you buy
> for the following Groo characters:
> a.  Dakarba
> b.  Rufferto
> c.  The Witch of Kaan
> d.  Arcadio
> e.  Captain Ahax
> 14.  Name the three (3) GROO characters most likely to
> go caroling . . .
> 15.  Which three (3) GROO characters would top
> Santa's 'nice' list?
> 16.  If Groo and Rufferto were attacked by an army of
> mutant gingerbread men, would they slay first then eat, or
> nibble first and slay second?
> 17.  Assuming the Sage were Santa, who would make the
> best mall santa - Grativo, Drumm or Granny Groo?
> 18.  What do you suppose was 'lil Groo's first
> ever gift?
> 19.  Which is emptier, Groo's head or Pal's
> stocking?
> 20.  If Groo stowed away in Santa's sleigh sans
> Rufferto, would the vehicle crash/sink/burn or would
> Santa's magic be strong enough to counteract the bad
> luck effect?
> Happy Holidays to everyone and best wishes for a healthy
> season!
> Rocky
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