[Groop]I. M. Groo!

promethea promethea@kc.rr.com
Thu, 16 Jan 2003 17:22:22 -0600


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... well, I'm A HAXton ... it's not so far removed.
I can think of one spouse that might agree that The Mindless One is =
ruining my life...
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  From: MisterElie@aol.com=20
  To: groop@groo.com=20
  Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 9:19 PM
  Subject: [Groop]I. M. Groo!


  I just came to the realization that I am Groo!  At least, in some =
ways.  I apparently do to businesses what Groo does to ships.  I'll =
explain:

  AOL just printed the list of all Kmart stores that are closing due to =
its Chapter 11.  I worked at Kmart for a couple years while I was in =
college.  Both these stores are closing.  Later in my college "career," =
I worked for a security company that went belly up a month after I left. =
 I also worked at a country club that was bought out a few months after =
I started there.  And to top it off....my most recent employer shut its =
doors about a month ago!  So you see, I AM GROO!  Businesses beware!  =
And if there is anyone named Ahax out there, watch out because you never =
know where I'll strike next!

  Elie 
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>... well, I'm <STRONG><U>A =
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it's not so far removed.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I can think of one spouse that might =
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Mindless One is ruining my life...</FONT></DIV>
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  <A title=3DMisterElie@aol.com=20
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  <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Groop]I. M. =
Groo!</DIV>
  <DIV><BR></DIV><FONT face=3Darial,helvetica><FONT lang=3D0 =
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  FAMILY=3D"SANSSERIF">I just came to the realization that I am =
Groo!&nbsp; At=20
  least, in some ways.&nbsp; I apparently do to businesses what Groo =
does to=20
  ships.&nbsp; I'll explain:<BR><BR>AOL just printed the list of all =
Kmart=20
  stores that are closing due to its Chapter 11.&nbsp; I worked at Kmart =
for a=20
  couple years while I was in college.&nbsp; Both these stores are=20
  closing.&nbsp; Later in my college "career," I worked for a security =
company=20
  that went belly up a month after I left.&nbsp; I also worked at a =
country club=20
  that was bought out a few months after I started there.&nbsp; And to =
top it=20
  off....my most recent employer shut its doors about a month ago!&nbsp; =
So you=20
  see, I AM GROO!&nbsp; Businesses beware!&nbsp; And if there is anyone =
named=20
  Ahax out there, watch out because you never know where I'll strike=20
  next!<BR><BR>Elie</FONT> </FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>

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